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#226 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:08 pm

:lol:
Well, then

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#227 Post by Bob Juch » Sun Jun 13, 2021 6:59 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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#228 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Jun 15, 2021 2:58 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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#229 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jun 17, 2021 9:05 pm

A Scotsman was traveling by train through Canada and was impressed by its vastness. They passed a large animal with antlers. He asked the Canadian seated next to him what it was. The Canadian replied, “That’s a moose.” The Scotsman replied aghast, “Then I dinna want to meet one o’ your rats.”
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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#230 Post by Vandal » Sat Jun 19, 2021 11:00 am

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#231 Post by Beebs52 » Sat Jun 19, 2021 3:38 pm

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Now THAT is funny.
Well, then

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#232 Post by Vandal » Sun Jun 20, 2021 4:39 pm

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#233 Post by Vandal » Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:44 am

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#234 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Jun 21, 2021 11:11 am

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#235 Post by Vandal » Mon Jun 21, 2021 2:28 pm

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#236 Post by Vandal » Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:36 am

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#237 Post by SportsFan68 » Tue Jun 22, 2021 10:17 pm

SHRIEKING WITH LAUGHTER!!! THOSE LAST THREE ARE TOO FUNNY!!!
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#238 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Jun 23, 2021 9:48 am

An elderly patient asks his doctor, “How do you know when it's time to put someone in a nursing home?”

The doctor says, “We fill a bathtub with water and offer them a spoon, a teacup, and a bucket to empty it.”

The patient says, “And if they're mentally competent, they choose the bucket?”

The doctor says, “No, if they're mentally competent, they pull the plug. Would you like a bed near a window?”
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#239 Post by BackInTex » Wed Jun 23, 2021 11:30 am

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..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson

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#240 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jun 24, 2021 11:43 am

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#241 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Jun 28, 2021 6:09 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#242 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Jul 02, 2021 6:30 pm

A man walks into his psychiatrist's office wrapped only in Saran wrap and sits down in front of him.

The psychiatrist looks up and says, “I can clearly see your nuts".
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#243 Post by Vandal » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:27 am

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#244 Post by silverscreenselect » Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:12 pm

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#245 Post by Appa23 » Sun Jul 04, 2021 2:46 pm

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It’s only treason if you lose.😎

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#246 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:11 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#247 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:24 pm

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#248 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:59 am

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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#249 Post by Vandal » Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:10 pm

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#250 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Jul 15, 2021 4:24 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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