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#326 Post by Vandal » Sun Dec 19, 2021 9:10 am

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#327 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Dec 20, 2021 3:03 pm

Vandal wrote:
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Yaaassssssssssssssssssssssssss.
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#328 Post by tlynn78 » Mon Dec 20, 2021 6:19 pm

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#329 Post by BackInTex » Tue Dec 21, 2021 1:31 pm

Notice how 2022 will be called 2020, too! :shock:

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#330 Post by Vandal » Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:25 pm

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#331 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Jan 08, 2022 11:14 am

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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#332 Post by Vandal » Sat Jan 08, 2022 6:27 pm

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#333 Post by Vandal » Sat Jan 08, 2022 7:01 pm

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#334 Post by Vandal » Sun Jan 16, 2022 12:46 pm

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#335 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Jan 25, 2022 8:29 pm

Three Texans are sitting together in first class. Two of them are fairly well-dressed big men, but the third is diminutive and is very casually dressed.

As is their nature, they begin to chat and soon the chatting turns to bragging. The loudest and largest of the three, Tex, turns to the second and starts to tell him about his ranch.

“Yup, I’ve got me 50,000 acres of grazing land and we average 10,000 head of cattle a year.” “It’s called the “Circle K.”

Not to be outdone, the second, Luke, says “I don’t mean to boast, but my ranch, “The Double Bar X,” is 150,000 acres of the best West Texas grazing land you ever saw.” “My herd is about 40,000 head.”

The third man, Sam, across the aisle nods and smiles but says nothing and returns to reading his book. Finally, Tex, feeling pretty good about himself, asks him what he owns.

“I have only 50 acres, but no cattle at all.”

Grinning slyly, but trying to be polite, Luke asks him “so, what do you call it?”

Looking up from his book, Sam sheepishly responds “Downtown Dallas.”
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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