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#126 Post by Vandal » Sat Dec 12, 2020 5:19 pm

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#127 Post by Estonut » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:26 am

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I first read this as a terrible "joke" about the killing in MN this summer. I was happy to realize it is about music!
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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#128 Post by Estonut » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:27 am

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I first read this as a terrible "joke" about the killing in MN this summer. I was happy to realize it is about music!

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#129 Post by Vandal » Wed Dec 23, 2020 11:13 am

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#130 Post by Vandal » Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:15 pm

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#131 Post by Vandal » Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:12 am

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#132 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:36 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#133 Post by Vandal » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:38 am

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#134 Post by Vandal » Thu Jan 07, 2021 7:28 pm

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#135 Post by Vandal » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:08 pm

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#136 Post by Vandal » Wed Jan 27, 2021 7:17 am

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#137 Post by Vandal » Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:20 pm

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#138 Post by Vandal » Tue Feb 16, 2021 11:03 am

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#139 Post by Vandal » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:20 am

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#140 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:48 pm

One day, a teenage boy was absolutely over the moon that he had just passed his driving test. Then, just as his father was expecting, the boy approached his dad, asking when they’d be able to discuss him using the family car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son: “You need to bring your grades up from a C to a B, study the Bible, and get a haircut. Then we’ll talk about the car.’

The boy thought about it for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they came to an agreement.

After about six weeks, his father said: “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying the Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t cut your hair yet.”

The boy said: “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair - and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair!”

The dad nodded wisely, then leaned over and whispered to his son:
“Did you also notice they walked everywhere?”
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#141 Post by Vandal » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:09 am

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#142 Post by BackInTex » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:46 am

Vandal wrote:
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Covid fails to score despite the play.

Final Score
Texas - 52
Covid - 17
In the end, they will all pretty much taste the same.

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#143 Post by triviawayne » Wed Mar 03, 2021 2:38 pm

BackInTex wrote:
Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:46 am
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Covid fails to score despite the play.

Final Score
Texas - 52
Covid - 17
Lett it go...Lett it go...

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#144 Post by Vandal » Fri Mar 05, 2021 5:49 am

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#145 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:53 pm

I just signed a contract with Netflix!
Spoiler
It's only $13.99 a month.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#146 Post by Vandal » Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:13 pm

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#147 Post by Vandal » Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:33 pm

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#148 Post by Bob Juch » Sun Mar 14, 2021 5:16 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#149 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Mar 17, 2021 4:08 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#150 Post by Vandal » Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:39 am

I was going to tell you a joke about time-traveling.

But you didn't like it...
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