
Joke of the Day
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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Re: Joke of the Day
Notice how 2022 will be called 2020, too!



..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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Three Texans are sitting together in first class. Two of them are fairly well-dressed big men, but the third is diminutive and is very casually dressed.
As is their nature, they begin to chat and soon the chatting turns to bragging. The loudest and largest of the three, Tex, turns to the second and starts to tell him about his ranch.
“Yup, I’ve got me 50,000 acres of grazing land and we average 10,000 head of cattle a year.” “It’s called the “Circle K.”
Not to be outdone, the second, Luke, says “I don’t mean to boast, but my ranch, “The Double Bar X,” is 150,000 acres of the best West Texas grazing land you ever saw.” “My herd is about 40,000 head.”
The third man, Sam, across the aisle nods and smiles but says nothing and returns to reading his book. Finally, Tex, feeling pretty good about himself, asks him what he owns.
“I have only 50 acres, but no cattle at all.”
Grinning slyly, but trying to be polite, Luke asks him “so, what do you call it?”
Looking up from his book, Sam sheepishly responds “Downtown Dallas.”
As is their nature, they begin to chat and soon the chatting turns to bragging. The loudest and largest of the three, Tex, turns to the second and starts to tell him about his ranch.
“Yup, I’ve got me 50,000 acres of grazing land and we average 10,000 head of cattle a year.” “It’s called the “Circle K.”
Not to be outdone, the second, Luke, says “I don’t mean to boast, but my ranch, “The Double Bar X,” is 150,000 acres of the best West Texas grazing land you ever saw.” “My herd is about 40,000 head.”
The third man, Sam, across the aisle nods and smiles but says nothing and returns to reading his book. Finally, Tex, feeling pretty good about himself, asks him what he owns.
“I have only 50 acres, but no cattle at all.”
Grinning slyly, but trying to be polite, Luke asks him “so, what do you call it?”
Looking up from his book, Sam sheepishly responds “Downtown Dallas.”
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
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Private Smith was assigned to a Navy recruiting center where he was to advise recruits about the advisability of hiring a life insurance policy offered by the government. It wasn't long before the center lieutenant noticed that Smith was nearly 100% effective at selling insurance, which had never happened before. Instead of asking, the lieutenant decided to stand behind a door and listen to what Smith said to a recent soldier who had entered. Smith explained the basics of the policy and then told the soldier, "If you have this insurance and you die in battle, the government has to pay $200,000 to your relatives, but if you don't have this policy and you go into battle, the government has to pay only $6,000. Now, well, which group do you think they're going to send into battle first?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.
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- tlynn78
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Re: Joke of the Day
Made me think of Judy



To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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A man in Moscow buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, & throws it away.
He does the same thing every day.
Eventually, the seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"The one I'm looking for will be."
He does the same thing every day.
Eventually, the seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"The one I'm looking for will be."
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True story. I was driving my wife to the grocery store this morning, and the radio began playing the Prince song "1999". I said, "That song's dated."
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LOL - Dad joke alert!mikehardware wrote: ↑Fri Mar 04, 2022 2:55 pmTrue story. I was driving my wife to the grocery store this morning, and the radio began playing the Prince song "1999". I said, "That song's dated."
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. -Thomas Paine
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. -Ayn Rand
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire
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One can hopeVandal wrote: ↑Thu Mar 03, 2022 12:05 pmA man in Moscow buys a newspaper, glances at the front page, & throws it away.
He does the same thing every day.
Eventually, the seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't on the front page!"
"The one I'm looking for will be."
Well, then
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I lost the racket from my tennis trophy and now it looks like I won an entirely different contest.

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Pretty funny joke told by some woman who knows a lot about Russia while being interviewed by Bill Maher on his show:
What doesn't fit in your ass and doesn't buzz?
What doesn't fit in your ass and doesn't buzz?
Spoiler
An ass-buzzer made in Russia.
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What did LAPD find when they dusted Chris Rock's face?
Spoiler
Fresh prints.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
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You're in a room with 100 people. 99 of the won't slap you, but one Will.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)
~~ Thomas Jefferson
War is where the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.
-- Benjamin Franklin (maybe)