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#376 Post by Vandal » Thu Jul 28, 2022 12:52 pm

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#377 Post by Vandal » Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:18 pm

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#378 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:24 pm

😀
Well, then

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#379 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:20 pm

My friend in Colorado who has a cattle ranch told me this:

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I thought I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway...I had the vet come and take a look at him.

He said the bull was very healthy but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once daily.

The bull started to service the cows within two days…all my cows!

He broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him but they taste like peppermint.
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#380 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:34 am

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#381 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:36 am

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#382 Post by Vandal » Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:35 am

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Re: Joke of the Day

#383 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:31 am

:lol:
Well, then

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#384 Post by Vandal » Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:12 am

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#385 Post by Vandal » Sun Aug 07, 2022 7:31 am

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#386 Post by Vandal » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:24 pm

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#387 Post by Vandal » Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:42 pm

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#388 Post by Vandal » Sat Sep 03, 2022 5:45 pm

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”
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#389 Post by Vandal » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:50 pm

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#390 Post by Vandal » Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:15 am

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