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#376 Post by Vandal » Thu Jul 28, 2022 12:52 pm

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#377 Post by Vandal » Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:18 pm

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Re: Joke of the Day

#378 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Jul 29, 2022 1:24 pm

😀
Well, then

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#379 Post by Bob Juch » Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:20 pm

My friend in Colorado who has a cattle ranch told me this:

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.

I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I thought I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway...I had the vet come and take a look at him.

He said the bull was very healthy but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once daily.

The bull started to service the cows within two days…all my cows!

He broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the vet gave him but they taste like peppermint.
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#380 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:34 am

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#381 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:36 am

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#382 Post by Vandal » Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:35 am

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Re: Joke of the Day

#383 Post by Beebs52 » Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:31 am

:lol:
Well, then

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#384 Post by Vandal » Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:12 am

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#385 Post by Vandal » Sun Aug 07, 2022 7:31 am

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#386 Post by Vandal » Sat Aug 20, 2022 7:24 pm

BB humor:

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#387 Post by Vandal » Tue Aug 23, 2022 4:42 pm

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#388 Post by Vandal » Sat Sep 03, 2022 5:45 pm

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”
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#389 Post by Vandal » Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:50 pm

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#390 Post by Vandal » Thu Sep 29, 2022 11:15 am

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#391 Post by Vandal » Thu Oct 27, 2022 2:52 pm

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#392 Post by Vandal » Wed Nov 30, 2022 11:09 am

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#393 Post by Vandal » Thu Jan 12, 2023 5:53 pm

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#394 Post by Vandal » Mon Jan 16, 2023 8:00 am

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#395 Post by Vandal » Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:54 am

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#396 Post by BackInTex » Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:26 pm

My wife has been missing for a week.
The police told me to prepare for the worst.
....
....
So I went to Goodwill and got all her stuff back.
..what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms.
~~ Thomas Jefferson

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#397 Post by Vandal » Sun Feb 26, 2023 4:35 pm

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#398 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Apr 10, 2023 1:50 pm

George came home one day very excited. "Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife, Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!" Jean responded, "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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#399 Post by Vandal » Wed Apr 19, 2023 2:56 pm

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#400 Post by Bob Juch » Mon May 08, 2023 8:25 pm

My first wife was a nymphomaniac; the nympho wore off.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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