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Re: Joke of the Day

#151 Post by BackInTex » Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:19 am

Of all the things that taste like chicken

it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
In the end, they will all pretty much taste the same.

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#152 Post by Vandal » Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:43 pm

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#153 Post by Vandal » Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:33 am

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#154 Post by Vandal » Fri Mar 26, 2021 2:57 pm

“Mom, I have another cough.”

“That’s three times this week. I’ll fetch the cough syrup...”




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#155 Post by Vandal » Tue Mar 30, 2021 6:54 pm

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#156 Post by Vandal » Wed Mar 31, 2021 1:00 pm

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#157 Post by Vandal » Fri Apr 02, 2021 7:35 am

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#158 Post by Vandal » Fri Apr 02, 2021 7:37 am

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#159 Post by Vandal » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:05 am

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#160 Post by Vandal » Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:11 am

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#161 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Apr 03, 2021 12:24 pm

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#162 Post by Vandal » Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:34 am

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#163 Post by Vandal » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:29 am

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#164 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:54 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

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#166 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:35 pm

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
- Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)

Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to drive in New Jersey.

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