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#76 Post by Vandal » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:41 am

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#77 Post by Vandal » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:02 pm

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#78 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:11 pm

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#79 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:33 pm

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#80 Post by Vandal » Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:26 am

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#81 Post by SportsFan68 » Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:51 pm

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If only this were real. I would order about a dozen right now for all my Trek friends.
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#82 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Aug 13, 2020 4:34 pm

A middle aged couple were in bed together when the wife started thinking to herself about the future if something should happen to her.

“Darling,” she said “If I die, then hypothetically would you marry again?”

“Oh no,” replied her husband “I could never do that”

“I wouldn’t mind” she said. “It would be nice to know you weren’t lonely”

“Well, okay then, maybe hypothetically I would” he says and gets back to his book.

After some more thinking the wife says “If you did hypothetically marry again, would you sleep with her in this bed?”

“Oh no, I couldn’t possibly do that, it would be disrespectful” says the husband.

“It’s okay, I wouldn’t mind” she continues.

“Well, okay then maybe hypothetically I could” says the husband.

Another few minutes go by before the wife asks “And if you did remarry, would you let her use my golf clubs?”

“Oh no” the husband responds “She’s left-handed!”
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#83 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:44 am

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#84 Post by Vandal » Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:28 pm

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#85 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Aug 20, 2020 12:11 pm

What size bra does the Little Mermaid wear?
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A sea cup.
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#86 Post by Vandal » Fri Aug 21, 2020 9:05 am

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#87 Post by Vandal » Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:29 pm

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#88 Post by wbtravis007 » Sat Aug 22, 2020 2:39 pm

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Engineer: The glass is too big.

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#89 Post by Vandal » Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:22 am

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#90 Post by Vandal » Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:22 am

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#91 Post by Vandal » Sun Aug 30, 2020 7:25 am

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#92 Post by Vandal » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:59 am

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I set the alarm on my iPhone to vibrate and woke up all confused thinking my table at Outback was ready.
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#94 Post by Vandal » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:04 pm

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#95 Post by Vandal » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:12 am

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#96 Post by Vandal » Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:21 pm

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#97 Post by Vandal » Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:15 am

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#98 Post by Vandal » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:45 am

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#99 Post by silverscreenselect » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:32 pm

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