About those Coronavirus checks
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:45 pm
The issuance of those checks is being delayed because the checks will be digitally altered to include the kindergarten scribble that passes as Drumpf's signature.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... story.html
That will obviously change that plans that my family had for that check. We don't necessarily need the money as we have thousands of dollars in the bank to cover any and all emergency expenses for years to come, so the only decision is what we should do with our check once it arrives. I thought of several different courses of action:
A. Donate the entire $2,500 to the World Health Organization. Genghis Con just cut WHO's funding earlier this week... which could come as no surprise to anybody, as its name includes three things that Drumpf hates: the world, health, and organization. It's similar to what Hugh Laurie famous said during his acceptance speech at the 2017 Golden Globes, that the name "Hollywood Foreign Press Association" includes four words that scare Drumpf.
B. Donate the entire $2,500 to Joe Biden. His campaign could use it, since he didn't exactly light up the tote boards during the primary.
C. Spend the entire $2,500 only at Black-owned businesses. You know why.
D. Donate the entire $2,500 to Black Lives Matter. Again, self-explanatory.
E. The option that I made to David Rackowitz several weeks ago: Take a blue magic marker and write "VOID" across the check--along with several hashtags that will hurt Drumpf's fragile feelings--and send the voided check directly to Drumpf. I wouldn't mail the check to the White House or to Drumpf Tower, but to Mar-a-Lago. Along with the voided check, I would mail a nice little handwritten letter proffering a few suggestions as to where Drumpf can insert his check.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... story.html
That will obviously change that plans that my family had for that check. We don't necessarily need the money as we have thousands of dollars in the bank to cover any and all emergency expenses for years to come, so the only decision is what we should do with our check once it arrives. I thought of several different courses of action:
A. Donate the entire $2,500 to the World Health Organization. Genghis Con just cut WHO's funding earlier this week... which could come as no surprise to anybody, as its name includes three things that Drumpf hates: the world, health, and organization. It's similar to what Hugh Laurie famous said during his acceptance speech at the 2017 Golden Globes, that the name "Hollywood Foreign Press Association" includes four words that scare Drumpf.
B. Donate the entire $2,500 to Joe Biden. His campaign could use it, since he didn't exactly light up the tote boards during the primary.
C. Spend the entire $2,500 only at Black-owned businesses. You know why.
D. Donate the entire $2,500 to Black Lives Matter. Again, self-explanatory.
E. The option that I made to David Rackowitz several weeks ago: Take a blue magic marker and write "VOID" across the check--along with several hashtags that will hurt Drumpf's fragile feelings--and send the voided check directly to Drumpf. I wouldn't mail the check to the White House or to Drumpf Tower, but to Mar-a-Lago. Along with the voided check, I would mail a nice little handwritten letter proffering a few suggestions as to where Drumpf can insert his check.