WWTBAM Bored

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the theme...


1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN - THE STEVE MILLER BAND

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD - PAUL SIMON

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn
SLOOP JOHN B - THE BEACH BOYS

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair
HOT ROD LINCOLN - COMMANDER CODY AND THE LOST PLANET AIRMEN

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again
YOUR MOMMA DON'T DANCE - LOGGINS AND MESSINA

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND - DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be
TRUCKIN' - THE GRATEFUL DEAD

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand
INDIANA WANTS ME - ????

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right
WHAT'S YOUR NAME - LYNYRD SKYNYRD

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956
LOVE POTION NUMBER 9 - THE SEARCHERS

Theme? SEARCHING FOR CLUES??? (THIS FROM THE CLUELESS...)

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.
WATCHING THE DETECTIVES - ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

3. I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD - Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died
THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED - Paper Lace

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn
SLOOP JOHN B - The Beach Boys

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again
YOUR MOMMA DON'T DANCE AND YOUR DADDY DON'T ROCK AND ROLL - Loggins & Messina

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956
LOVE POTION #9 - The Searchers

Theme?
NO IDEA

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.
NOPE.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the theme...


1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

Can't Drive 55 - Van Halen

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

Me and Julio Down By the School Yard - Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B - Beach Boys

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen (Love this song)

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

Truckin - Grateful Dead

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

Indiana Wants Me - R. Dean Taylor (There goes my Krox)

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

Love Potion #9 - ???

Theme? The Police

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game. England Swings - Roger Miller

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose
TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN/STEVE MILLER BAND

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey
I CAN'T DRIVE 55/SAMMY HAGAR

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD/PAUL SIMON

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died
THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED/PAPER LACE
(Reportedly, when Paper Lace - or their agent - suggested to Richard Daly that he present them with the key to the city, the mayor replied, 'Are you nuts?')

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn
SLOOP JOHN B/THE BEACH BOYS

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again
YOUR MAMA DON'T DANCE/LOGGINS & MESSINA

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND/DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand
INDIANA WANTS ME/SOME GUY WITH ANGER ISSUES

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956
LOVE POTION NUMBER 9/THE CLOVERS

Theme?

The cops show up in all of these songs.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

WHEN YOU'RE HOT, YOU'RE HOT/JERRY REED

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

Lt Columbo wrote:
1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

Take The Money And Run-Steve Miller Band

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

I Can't Drive 55-Sammy Hagar

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard-Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

The Night Chicago Died-Paper Lace

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B-Beach Boys

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

Hot Rod Lincoln-Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen. There were earlier versions but this was the most successful. In other words the names of the earlier artists are escaping me right now.

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

Your Mama Don't Dance-Loggins and Messina

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

Leisure Suits At The Prom-Future Serial Killers of America

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

Truckin'-Grateful Dead

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

Indiana Wants Me-R. Dean Taylor

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

What's Your Name-Lynyrd Skynyrd

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

Love Potion #9-The Clovers or The Searchers


Theme?

Cheezit! It's the Cops!


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Police On My Back-The Clash


Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.


This won't be original enough to win me the image bonus, but I cannot, in good conscience, ignore the greatest TV lawman in history...or at least, the funniest....

1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard, Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn
Sloop John B, Beach Boys

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956
Love Potion Number 9

Lt Columbo wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:39 am

Good morning sir, or ma'am, as the case may be. My name's Columbo, I'm a lieutenant. Homicide. I came by today to ask you a couple questions about some songs... (digs through trenchcoat pockets)... hmmm, I had that game with me just a minute ago. Well, anyway sir or ma'am... this is a Theme Thursday game, so that means we need to find a common link between all of these... what? It's Monday? (Checks watch. Taps on the glass in vain to get watch going again) Well, who can tell what day it is with how busy I stay? Well, I guess that's about it.... oh wait, I do have one more question. Have you seen my wife anywhere. I keep talking about her, but even I haven't seen her since our wedding day! Oh well, no big loss. Have a nice day, sir or ma'am!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the theme...


1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose
Footloose Kenny Loggins

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey
I Don't Know How to Drive by the Cars

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where
Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard by Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died
Beat It by Michael Jackson

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn
Sloop John B by The Beach Boys

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair
Bicycle Accident by Moron 5

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again
Bad Advice by Melanie

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
She Farted by Kelly Clarkson

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be
Kelly Clarkson Farted by Carrie Underwood


10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand
Because I Stink by Keith Richards

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right
Bimbo Eruption by Garth Brooks

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956
Bridge over Troubled Walruses by Artie Garfunkelini


Theme?
Flatulence
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.
Beat It by Michael Jackson

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

Good morning sir, or ma'am, as the case may be. My name's Columbo, I'm a lieutenant. Homicide. I came by today to ask you a couple questions about some songs... (digs through trenchcoat pockets)... hmmm, I had that game with me just a minute ago. Well, anyway sir or ma'am... this is a Theme Thursday game, so that means we need to find a common link between all of these... what? It's Monday? (Checks watch. Taps on the glass in vain to get watch going again) Well, who can tell what day it is with how busy I stay? Well, I guess that's about it.... oh wait, I do have one more question. Have you seen my wife anywhere. I keep talking about her, but even I haven't seen her since our wedding day! Oh well, no big loss. Have a nice day, sir or ma'am!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the theme...


1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

Take the Money and Run -- Steve Miller Band

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

I Can't Drive 55 -- Sammy Hagar

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard -- Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

The Night Chicago Died -- Paper Lace

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B -- The Beach Boys

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

Hot Rod Lincoln -- Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

Your Mama Don't Dance -- Loggins and Messina

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

Parents Just Don't Understand -- DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

Truckin' -- Grateful Dead

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

Indiana Wants Me -- R. Dean Taylor

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

What's Your Name -- Lynyrd Skynyrd

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

Love Potion Number 9 -- The Searchers


Theme?

Law enforcement shows up

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Billy Austin -- Steve Earle Pertinent lyrics:

The shot rang out like thunder
My ears rang like a bell
No one came runnin'
So I called the cops myself
Took their time to get there
And I guess I could'a run
I knew I should be feeling something
But I never shed tear one

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

1. Take the money and Run - Steve Miller Band
2. I can't drive 55 - Sammy Hagar
3. Me & Julio down by the schoolyard - Simon and Garfunkel
4. The night Chicago died - Paper Lace
5. nope
6. nope
7. Your mamma don't dance- Kenny Loggins
8. nope
9. Truckin - Grateful Dead
10. nope
11. What's your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd
12. Love potion number 9 - ???


Theme? Songs that mention the police in them

Kroxquo Bonus: Know your rights- The Clash

Image:

1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN - STEVE MILLER BAND

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

CAN'T DRIVE 55 - SAMMY HAGAR

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

ME AND JULIO DOWN BYNTHE SCHOOLYARD - PAUL SIMON

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED - PAPER LACE

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

SLOOP JOHN B - BEACH BOYS

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

HOT ROD LINCOLN - COMMANDER CODY (can't remember the original but this is my favorite version anyway)

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

YOUR MAMA DON'T DANCE - LOGGINS AND MESSINA

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND - DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

INDIANA WANTS ME? DEAN SOMEBODY, IF IT IS

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

WHAT'S YOUR NAME - LYNRYD SKYNRD

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

LOVE POTION NUMBER 9 - CLOVERS

Theme?

POLICE OFFICERS SHOWING UP

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

BAD BOYS - INNER CIRCLE

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

I just loved Top Cat and the gang and Officer Dibble

1.) Take The Money & Run - Steve Miller, 3.) Me & Julio Down By The School Yard - Paul Simon, 4.) The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace, 5.) Sloop John B. - The Beach Boys, 6.) Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody, 9.) Truckin - The Grateful Dead, 10.) Indiana Wants Me - R. Dean Taylor, 11.) What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd, 12.) Love Potion # 9 - . Theme: Songs featuring criminal behavior. Krox Bonus: I Shot The Sheriff - Eric Clapton.

1. Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band
3. Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard - Paul Simon
4. The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace
5. Sloop John B - Beach Boys
7. Your Mama Don't Dance - Loggins and Messina
11. What's Your Name? - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Theme? Songs that mention a law enforcement official

Kroxquo Bonus: I Shot the Sheriff - Eric Clapton

Image Bonus:

Lt Columbo wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:39 am

Good morning sir, or ma'am, as the case may be. My name's Columbo, I'm a lieutenant. Homicide. I came by today to ask you a couple questions about some songs... (digs through trenchcoat pockets)... hmmm, I had that game with me just a minute ago. Well, anyway sir or ma'am... this is a Theme Thursday game, so that means we need to find a common link between all of these... what? It's Monday? (Checks watch. Taps on the glass in vain to get watch going again) Well, who can tell what day it is with how busy I stay? Well, I guess that's about it.... oh wait, I do have one more question. Have you seen my wife anywhere. I keep talking about her, but even I haven't seen her since our wedding day! Oh well, no big loss. Have a nice day, sir or ma'am!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the theme...


1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

Take the money and run, Steve Miller Band

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

Me and Julio down by the schoolyard, Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

The Night Chicago Died, Paper Lace

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B, Beach Boys

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

Hot Rod Lincoln, Commander Cody

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

Truckin, Grateful Dead

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

Love Potion No. 9

Theme? Get out while you still can.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game. Runaway, Del Shannon

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

Take the Money and Run

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956


Theme?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

Good morning sir, or ma'am, as the case may be. My name's Columbo, I'm a lieutenant. Homicide. I came by today to ask you a couple questions about some songs... (digs through trenchcoat pockets)... hmmm, I had that game with me just a minute ago. Well, anyway sir or ma'am... this is a Theme Thursday game, so that means we need to find a common link between all of these... what? It's Monday? (Checks watch. Taps on the glass in vain to get watch going again) Well, who can tell what day it is with how busy I stay? Well, I guess that's about it.... oh wait, I do have one more question. Have you seen my wife anywhere. I keep talking about her, but even I haven't seen her since our wedding day! Oh well, no big loss. Have a nice day, sir or ma'am!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the theme...


1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller

clapclapclapclapclap

I was watching some true crime show the other day and one of the lawmen was named Bill Mack. I wonder if they're constantly giving him the business about letting BJ and BS get away....

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar

Me, neither. Except when I was coming back from Monument Saturday and it took my 35 minutes to go 5 miles. What the fudge? thought I. Until we were about 1 mile from the North Gate of the Academy and the right lane wasn't moving at all (thank God I was in the middle lane). Then it hit me, the Avalanche were playing in the Stadium Series this year. And Falcon Stadium holds about 80k.
Sure enough, once I was past the exit there was no traffic at all, but then it was the northbound lanes that looked like a parking lot.

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard - Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace

I was hoping for Billy Don't Be a Hero to also make an appearance and some cool, arcane Paper Lace theme, but alas...

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B - Beach Boys

I hate this song so very much. Probably on my top 10 of musical hatred. It ought to be against the law....hey!

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

Hot Rod Lincoln - Johnny Bond

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

Your Momma Don't Dance - Poison

Sorry, had to be done...

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

Parents Just Don't Understand - Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

And I watched The Brady Bunch Behind Closed Doors Sunday night. I'm just prescienting all over the place here...

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

Truckin - The Grateful Dead

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

Indiana Wants Me - R Dean Taylor

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

What's Your Name - Lynyrd Skynyrd

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

Love Potion No. 9 - Clovers


Theme?

The laws make an appearance or get a mention at some point

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

I POST STUPID STUFF ON MESSAGE BOARDS-"JonBoy" from Net Game Central

2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

I CAN'T DRIVE 55-Sammy Hagar

3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

ME & JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD-Paul Simon

4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED-Paper Lace

5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

MY GAME SHOW THEORIES ARE SO STUPID-"CardSharksFan8689" from Game Show Paradise

6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

I SHOULD STOP POSTING ON MESSAGE BOARDS, BUT I WON'T-"OldSchoolAT40Fan" from the American Top 40 Fun & Games message board

7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

I ALSO HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH 1980S CARTOON GIRLS-"Darla Fanbridge" from social media

8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

OH, I ALSO LIVE WITH MY MOM-"JonBoy" from Net Game Central

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

TRUCKIN'-The Grateful Dead

10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

IN FACT, MY MOM RUNS MY LIFE-"CardSharksFan8689" from Game Show Paradise

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

I'M ALSO A PRUDE BECAUSE I DON'T CURSE-"OldSchoolAT40Fan" from the American Top 40 Fun & Games message board

12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

I'M IN MY FORTIES AND I STILL WATCH SESAME STREET (AND I HAVE NO KIDS)-"Darla Fanbridge" from social media

Theme?

songs that mention the police or cops or illegal activities in their lyrics

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

DO YA-ELO

Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.

Good morning sir, or ma'am, as the case may be. My name's Columbo, I'm a lieutenant. Homicide. I came by today to ask you a couple questions about some songs... (digs through trenchcoat pockets)... hmmm, I had that game with me just a minute ago. Well, anyway sir or ma'am... this is a Theme Thursday game, so that means we need to find a common link between all of these... what? It's Monday? (Checks watch. Taps on the glass in vain to get watch going again) Well, who can tell what day it is with how busy I stay? Well, I guess that's about it.... oh wait, I do have one more question. Have you seen my wife anywhere. I keep talking about her, but even I haven't seen her since our wedding day! Oh well, no big loss. Have a nice day, sir or ma'am!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist, 3 points for the theme...


1. Than sit around the house
Get high and watch the tube
And here`s what happened
When they decided to cut loose

Take the Money and Run - Steve Miller Band


2. One foot on the brake
And one on the gas, hey

I Can't Drive 55 - Sammy Hagar


3. Well, I'm on my way
I don't know where I'm going
I'm on my way
I'm taking my time
But I don't know where

Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard - Paul Simon


4. And the sound of the battle rang
Through the streets of the old east side
'Til the last of the hoodlum gang
Had surrendered up or died

The Night Chicago Died - Paper Lace


5. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B. - The Beach Boys


6. It's got safety tubes
But I ain't scared
The brakes are good
The tires fair

Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen


7. There just ain't no excuse and you know you're gonna lose
You never win, I'll say it again

Your Mama Don't Dance - Loggins & Messina


8. My mom started bugging
With the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose

9. Dallas, got a soft machine
Houston, too close to New Orleans
New York got the ways and means
But just won`t let you be

Truckin' - Grateful Dead


10. It hurts to see the man that I've become
And to know I'll never see the morning sunshine on the land
I'll never see your smiling face or touch your hand

11. I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen and I know I can treat her right

What's Your Name? - Lynyrd Skynyrd


12. I told her that I
Was a flop with chicks
I've been this way
Since 1956

Honestly - Bob Juch


Theme?

I think it must be as general as run-ins with the law.


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that fits the theme of today's game.

I Fought the Law - The Clash


Image Bonus: If you know the theme, show me a fitting image.