WWTBAM Bored

Saw this in a post to an EFB group and asked the writer if I could cross-post. He told me to go for it as long as I gave proper attribution. So, with thanks to Loren Davidson:

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Thought you all might appreciate this, as here in southwest FL we're breathing a sigh of relief as Dorian slowly moves away.

(To the tune of "That's Amore," of course)

When the waves froth and chop and barometers drop

There's Cantore

When the storm surge arrives and comes up past your thighs

There's Cantore

Time to stock up on bread and supplies for the head

There's Cantore

Take a look at the sky; kiss your pool cage goodbye

There's Cantore

Heard on a local radio show that the Santa Rosa County Sheriff's office posted a "no trespassing" warning to Jim.

Everyone know whats in store when Jim Cantore shows up. So we issued a little notice. lol

BackInTex wrote:

Damn, I actually look pretty good outside of 125 mph horizontal rain! No wonder the ladies are always trying to blow me down....

Jim Cantore wrote:

BackInTex wrote:

Damn, I actually look pretty good outside of 125 mph horizontal rain! No wonder the ladies are always trying to blow me down....

Not down, off.