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why can't I fire you?

You are not the boss of me.

I pay my salary - can I fire me?


t.

ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.

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peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I'm so cute.

ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.

Why am I not the boss of you if I pay your salary?

tlynn78 wrote:I pay my salary - can I fire me?


t.

You could

but you won't.

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

Beebs52 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I'm so cute.

A most excellent reason!

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

Even better.

Saves me unemployment percentages.

I knew I could make you quit.

You are so easy.

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

You really should have held out for the severance package.

peacock2121 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I'm so cute.

A most excellent reason!

Careful there. As an employer, you might be sued for sexual harassment.

peacock2121 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

Even better.

Saves me unemployment percentages.

I knew I could make you quit.

You are so easy.

Get your own detergent....

lb13

Beebs52 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

You really should have held out for the severance package.

too late - he already quit.

nanananana

Beebs52 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

You really should have held out for the severance package.

Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13

Rexer25 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote: Because I'm so cute.

A most excellent reason!

Careful there. As an employer, you might be sued for sexual harassment.

Flirting is not harrassment.

cutie pie

littlebeast13 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

You really should have held out for the severance package.

Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13

I own your package.

peacock2121 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.

Why am I not the boss of you if I pay your salary?

This thread seems to have spun off from an earlier thread in which Appa mentioned that we pay part of his salary. If you're trying to make the leap to saying that you therefore have the personal right to fire him, I'm not with you on that argument. By the same logic, Dick Cheney could fire George Bush, or any of us could fire both of them. Tempting as that might be at times, it doesn't make any sense.

If your question refers to a private enterprise in which you are the sole owner, I think you can fire anyone you want, most of the time.

peacock2121 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

Beebs52 wrote: You really should have held out for the severance package.

Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13

I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

TheConfessor wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.

Why am I not the boss of you if I pay your salary?

This thread seems to have spun off from an earlier thread in which Appa mentioned that we pay part of his salary. If you're trying to make the leap to saying that you therefore have the personal right to fire him, I'm not with you on that argument. By the same logic, Dick Cheney could fire George Bush, or any of us could fire both of them. Tempting as that might be at times, it doesn't make any sense.

If your question refers to a private enterprise in which you are the sole owner, I think you can fire anyone you want, most of the time.

It was from the HoltDad conversation.

I have never held that I pay his salary, any more than I pay the salary of the clerk at Stop and Shop or the teller at my bank. I do business with those places and those businesses use the money I spend there the way they see fit. If they hire people, they hire people and they pay the salary - not me.

It makes no sense to me to say I pay any federal employees salary.

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

depends on what would be in it for me. Why would you fire me and why would I want to spend my time no longer working for you?

ulysses5019 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:
Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13

I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...

Skip the Intern wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote: I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...

Wow. Did/do you have one of those detachable packages? Are they expensive?

BackInTex wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

depends on what would be in it for me. Why would you fire me and why would I want to spend my time no longer working for you?

Because you are unable or unwilling to answer direct questions.

Because you think you are being looked down upon and no one wants to feel that way on a daily basis.

Because I am just too darn cute for you.

Skip the Intern wrote:

ulysses5019 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote: I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...

Skipp, skippy, skippy,

You have so much to learn.

TPTB never give you back your balls. They own them.