If I pay your salary

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peacock2121 · #1 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:55 am

why can't I fire you?

ulysses5019 · #2 Post by **ulysses5019** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:56 am

You are not the boss of me.

tlynn78 · #3 Post by **tlynn78** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:57 am

I pay my salary - can I fire me?

t.

Rexer25 · #4 Post by **Rexer25** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:57 am

ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.

Rec

Beebs52 · #5 Post by **Beebs52** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:59 am

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I'm so cute.

peacock2121 · #6 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:01 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.

Why am I not the boss of you if I pay your salary?

peacock2121 · #7 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:01 pm

tlynn78 wrote:I pay my salary - can I fire me?

t.

You could

but you won't.

#8 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:01 pm

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

peacock2121 · #9 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:02 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?
Because I'm so cute.

A most excellent reason!

peacock2121 · #10 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:03 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

Even better.

Saves me unemployment percentages.

I knew I could make you quit.

You are so easy.

Beebs52 · #11 Post by **Beebs52** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:04 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13

You really should have held out for the severance package.

Rexer25 · #12 Post by **Rexer25** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:06 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?
Because I'm so cute.
A most excellent reason!

Careful there. As an employer, you might be sued for sexual harassment.

#13 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:08 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13
Even better.

Saves me unemployment percentages.

I knew I could make you quit.

You are so easy.

Get your own detergent....

lb13

peacock2121 · #14 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:08 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13
You really should have held out for the severance package.

too late - he already quit.

nanananana

#15 Post by **littlebeast13** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:08 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

Because I quit!!!!!

lb13
You really should have held out for the severance package.

Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13

peacock2121 · #16 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:09 pm

Rexer25 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: Because I'm so cute.
A most excellent reason!
Careful there. As an employer, you might be sued for sexual harassment.

Flirting is not harrassment.

cutie pie

peacock2121 · #17 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:09 pm

littlebeast13 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Because I quit!!!!!

lb13
You really should have held out for the severance package.

Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13

I own your package.

TheConfessor · #18 Post by **TheConfessor** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:11 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.
Why am I not the boss of you if I pay your salary?

This thread seems to have spun off from an earlier thread in which Appa mentioned that we pay part of his salary. If you're trying to make the leap to saying that you therefore have the personal right to fire him, I'm not with you on that argument. By the same logic, Dick Cheney could fire George Bush, or any of us could fire both of them. Tempting as that might be at times, it doesn't make any sense.

If your question refers to a private enterprise in which you are the sole owner, I think you can fire anyone you want, most of the time.

ulysses5019 · #19 Post by **ulysses5019** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:18 pm

peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Beebs52 wrote: You really should have held out for the severance package.

Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13
I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

peacock2121 · #20 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:20 pm

TheConfessor wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:You are not the boss of me.
Why am I not the boss of you if I pay your salary?
This thread seems to have spun off from an earlier thread in which Appa mentioned that we pay part of his salary. If you're trying to make the leap to saying that you therefore have the personal right to fire him, I'm not with you on that argument. By the same logic, Dick Cheney could fire George Bush, or any of us could fire both of them. Tempting as that might be at times, it doesn't make any sense.

If your question refers to a private enterprise in which you are the sole owner, I think you can fire anyone you want, most of the time.

It was from the HoltDad conversation.

I have never held that I pay his salary, any more than I pay the salary of the clerk at Stop and Shop or the teller at my bank. I do business with those places and those businesses use the money I spend there the way they see fit. If they hire people, they hire people and they pay the salary - not me.

It makes no sense to me to say I pay any federal employees salary.

BackInTex · #21 Post by **BackInTex** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:21 pm

peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?

depends on what would be in it for me. Why would you fire me and why would I want to spend my time no longer working for you?

Skip the Intern · #22 Post by **Skip the Intern** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:21 pm

ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
littlebeast13 wrote:
Um.... I think I'd rather just quit than have my package severed....

lb13
I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...

Beebs52 · #23 Post by **Beebs52** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:25 pm

Skip the Intern wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...

Wow. Did/do you have one of those detachable packages? Are they expensive?

peacock2121 · #24 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:26 pm

BackInTex wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:why can't I fire you?
depends on what would be in it for me. Why would you fire me and why would I want to spend my time no longer working for you?

Because you are unable or unwilling to answer direct questions.

Because you think you are being looked down upon and no one wants to feel that way on a daily basis.

Because I am just too darn cute for you.

peacock2121 · #25 Post by **peacock2121** » Fri May 09, 2008 12:27 pm

Skip the Intern wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: I own your package.

You are not the boss of my package!

I had to sign mine over to get this job. I hope _TPTB_ gives it back when I leave...

Skipp, skippy, skippy,

You have so much to learn.

TPTB never give you back your balls. They own them.

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