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Transcript 12/11/18 Samantha Schutz

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:08 pm

Samantha Schutz
Las Vegas, Nev.

All but which of the following are commonly used to scrape the silvery stuff off a scratch-off lottery ticket?
A: Crowbar B: Coin
C: Key D: Fingernail

A: Crowbar

According to a popular military joke, “WWWDWOA?” is short for “What Would We Do Without” what?
A: Applebee’s B: Acronyms
C: Alligators D: Anne Hathaway

B: Acronyms

Boasting a 385-foot wingspan and weighing 500,000 pounds, the world’s largest plane, the Stratolaunch, was designed to transport what heavy cargo?
A: Starbucks’ entire workforce B: Rocket launchers and satellites
C: Grand pianos and bank safes D: All-Pro offensive linemen

B: Rocket launchers and satellites

Commercial break

Which of these herb names comes first in the title of a 1966 Simon and Garfunkel album?
A: Rosemary B: Sage
C: Parsley D: Thyme

C: Parsley

Having deemed it dangerous to people’s health, the Guinness Book of World Records refuses to acknowledge which of these feats?
A: Tallest living man B: Longest time continuously spent awake
C: World’s fastest texter D: Longest fingernails

B: Longest time continuously spent awake

Because it echoes a certain performer’s Ziggy Stardust persona, what name was given to a flamboyantly colorful spider species discovered in Malaysia in 2008?
A: Heteropoda alicecooper B: Heteropoda georgeclinton
C: Heteropoda genesimmons D: Heteropoda davidbowie

Samantha’s young daughter is a
David Bowie

D: Heteropoda davidbowie

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