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#76 Post by MarleysGh0st » Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:23 am

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Florida man encases arms in concrete in protest of prison conditions during pandemic
That's one way to stop touching your face.

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#77 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Apr 23, 2020 4:23 pm

Holy f**king sh*t! Tom Brady is in my f**king house!!!" That's how one Tampa Bay resident described an accidental trespass visit from Tom Brady earlier this month ... and the story is absolutely hilarious!!!

Here's the deal ... David Kramer is next-door neighbors with Buccaneers offensive coordinator Byron Leftwich in the Tampa area -- and he says back on April 7, Brady was set to meet the coach at Leftwich's place for the first time since signing with TB. Kramer says he was sitting in his kitchen on the phone ... when Brady straight-up barged in through the front door with duffel bags in hand. "I literally was just sitting here and I watch this tall guy just walk into my house," Kramer says ... "He didn't even look at me. He just like dropped his duffel bags down on the floor and just kind of like looked up at me and I'll never forget the look on his face. He just goes, 'Am I in the wrong house?!'"
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#78 Post by Vandal » Wed May 13, 2020 10:47 am

Connecticut checks in:

Connecticut man gets kicked out of McDonald’s for not wearing mask, throws rock through window, and then goes to Walmart to steal women’s panties.


BROOKLYN, Conn. (AP) — A man who had been kicked out of a McDonald’s restaurant for having no face mask threw a rock through the window, stole some underwear from a Walmart and surrendered when police threatened to set a dog on him, authorities said.

Jason Daddario, 37, was charged with criminal mischief and breach of peace, according to a police report. An attorney to comment on his behalf couldn’t be found.

Daddario was asked to leave the McDonald’s in Brooklyn, Connecticut, last week for failing to comply with a statewide order to wear masks in businesses to curb the spread of the coronavirus, the Hartford Courant reported Thursday.

Daddario threw the rock and then stole several pairs of “ladies underwear” from a nearby Walmart, according to the police report.

He tried to flee but thought better of it when a police dog met him as he left the store, authorities said.


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#79 Post by Vandal » Fri May 15, 2020 8:03 pm

Florida man breaks into home, masturbates, plays with owner’s toy helicopter and eats salad he brought with him.

The incident began on April 24, when the caretakers of a home in central Florida called authorities because the front door of the house was open.

A St. John's County Sheriff's deputy, who was checking on the report saw a man, later identified as Jason Lee Vickery, 23, walking in the backyard.

he deputy ordered him on the ground, but he didn't immediately comply, the offense report said. After he was handcuffed, the deputy removed a lighter and an orange container with a green leafy substance, which later field tested positive for cannabis, authorities said.

Vickery told authorities that he found the door unlocked, the report said. He then went to another address and got a paper bag which contained a wig, pouch of chewing tobacco, green towel and a salad, the report said.

He went back to the empty home, masturbated in the bathroom, found the remote control helicopter on the kitchen counter and then looked around for batteries to install in it, according to the report.

After flying the toy, he ate his salad, and while he did, he heard talking outside, authorities said. He got nervous and left the home and walked towards the back of the home, which is where the deputy saw him, the report said.


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#80 Post by Vandal » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:28 pm

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Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP


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#81 Post by Vandal » Thu Jun 11, 2020 2:41 pm

Meanwhile, on Craigslist:

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#82 Post by Beebs52 » Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:31 pm

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Meanwhile, on Craigslist:

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Thirty-second first cousin/brother/sister of Ed Gein?
Oh please.

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#83 Post by Estonut » Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:03 pm

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Meanwhile, on Craigslist:

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What were you looking for when you found that?
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#84 Post by Vandal » Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:08 pm

Estonut wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:03 pm
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What were you looking for when you found that?
I was looking for a pork teddy bear or maybe a nice lamb teddy bear, but to my surprise...

Actually, I stole it off the facebook.
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#85 Post by Estonut » Thu Jun 11, 2020 8:45 pm

Here's your pork!
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I wonder if this has lamb in it...
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#86 Post by Vandal » Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:18 pm

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You're a clown!
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And only 33P per qtr lb.


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#87 Post by Vandal » Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:08 pm

Florida man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack

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The Hernando County Sheriff's Office released the arrest photo and report of a man charged in a machete attack that took place on Saturday.

Though Orlando Weekly usually declines to publish mugshots of people who have been arrested, the booking photo of 25-year-old defendant Justin Arthur Allen Couch reveals that a machete is tattooed prominently on his face.

Police said in the post that Couch was attending "a gathering" in the victim's residence on Monday afternoon, when he confronted the victim as he returned home. The two men stepped outside and witnesses told police that "Couch produced a machete and approached the victim in an aggressive manner," telling the victim to leave his own home, with his wallet and cell phone inside.


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#88 Post by Vandal » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:09 pm

450-pound man tries to hide marijuana from police by using his stomach fat

DELTONA, Fla. A central Florida man who weighs about 450 pounds faces multiple charges after sheriff’s deputies say he hid cocaine and 23 grams of marijuana under his “stomach fat.”

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According to a new release, a Volusia County sheriff’s deputy stopped a vehicle Friday after noticing that the passenger wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

According to a new release, a Volusia County sheriff’s deputy stopped a vehicle Friday after noticing that the passenger wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.

Officials say 42-year-old Christopher Mitchell told the deputy that he’s too big to wear a seatbelt.

The deputy says he requested a drug-detecting dog because Mitchell and the driver appeared nervous.

The dog detected the presence of drugs in the vehicle.

In addition to the drugs on Mitchell, deputies say they also found a handgun and $7,000 in cash in the vehicle.

Mitchell and the driver were arrested. It was not clear whether Mitchell has an attorney.



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#89 Post by silverscreenselect » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:27 pm

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450-pound man tries to hide marijuana from police by using his stomach fat


Mitchell and the driver were arrested. It was not clear whether Mitchell has an attorney.
The attorney is probably hidden under his stomach fat.
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#90 Post by Bob Juch » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:59 pm

Too bad that was in 2014. It would have been perfect for TiT (This is True).
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#91 Post by silverscreenselect » Wed Jul 08, 2020 2:43 pm

Florida insurance agent fired after Costco coronavirus mask confrontation
A man has been fired from his job after a video surfaced on social media of him lashing out at an elderly woman who asked him to wear a mask during a heated confrontation at a Costco in Fort Myers, Florida. In the video post on Twitter, the man screams an expletive-ridden tirade telling the woman and a man who appears to be defending her to back up and stop harassing him and his family after he was asked to put on a mask and stay 6 feet away.

“You’re harassing me?” the man says as he clenches his fists, to which the other man replies, “I’m not harassing you, you’re coming close to me.” The man continues to approach the pair, yelling, “I feel threatened, I feel threatened! Back up! Threaten me again! Back the f— up, put your f—ing phone down.”

The insurance company’s CEO, Charley Todd, said on Twitter that the man’s behavior in the video is “in direct conflict with our company values” and that his employment has been terminated.
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#92 Post by silverscreenselect » Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:31 pm

Oklahoma checks in:

Video shows woman throwing shoe boxes at worker who asked her to wear mask,
A shopper was caught on video throwing shoe boxes at a Sketchers worker who repeatedly asked her to wear a mask in the store, Oklahoma police say. Video of the incident shared to Facebook shows a woman throwing two shoe boxes at a masked worker before storming out of the store’s front door.

One worker told Oklahoma City police that the 56-year-old woman came into the store — which had a sign posted on the door outlining the mask requirement — without a face covering, according to a police report. The worker said she asked the woman to put on a mask several times, but the woman ignored her requests and went ahead with her shopping, according to police. When the woman approached the checkout counter with two boxes of shoes, the worker again told the woman she needed a mask and suggested the woman buy one at Lowe’s and then come back to complete her purchase, police said. That’s when the woman “got mad” and threw the boxes, hitting the worker in the neck and chest, according to police.

After the woman left the store, workers found that she had left behind her wallet on the checkout counter with her driver’s license inside, police said. The worker turned the wallet over to police and pressed charges for assault, according to officials.
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#93 Post by SpacemanSpiff » Sun Jul 12, 2020 4:54 pm

Florida county commissioner who voted against needing masks is hospitalized with COVID-19

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#94 Post by Vandal » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:45 am

BREAKING: This is the kangaroo that was caught after being on the loose on the streets of Fort Lauderdale


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#95 Post by Vandal » Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:32 pm

Viva, Las Vegas...

Man steals 3-foot-tall, 40-pound dildo from Las Vegas sex shop

Maybe he was too hard up to afford it.

A hardened crook pulled off a cockamamie crime — by swiping a giant dildo from a Las Vegas sex shop, according to TMZ.

The masked man was captured on video as he strode into the Déjà Vu Love Boutique in Sin City on July 14 and grabbed the massive 3-foot-tall, 40-pound member standing on the sales floor, the outlet reported.

He got it up over his right shoulder and nonchalantly left the premises, crammed the dildo into his vehicle and drove off.


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#96 Post by silverscreenselect » Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:57 pm

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crammed the dildo into his vehicle and drove off.
I'm glad he didn't try cramming it someplace else.
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#97 Post by Vandal » Sat Aug 08, 2020 3:14 pm

Oh, Canada!

Alberta brewery apologizes for misusing Maori language, naming beer 'pubic hair'

An Alberta brewery has apologized for unknowingly naming their beer 'pubic hair,' after using a Maori word they thought meant feather.

Two years ago, Hell's Basement Brewery released Huruhuru (The Feather) New Zealand Hopped Pale Ale.

This week, Te Hamua Nikora, who is Maori, took to Facebook to explain 'huruhuru' actually means pubic hair in te reo, the language spoken by the Maori people.

Nikori called out the brewery and another shop in New Zealand for both using the word.


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Oh, Canada!

Alberta brewery apologizes for misusing Maori language, naming beer 'pubic hair'

An Alberta brewery has apologized for unknowingly naming their beer 'pubic hair,' after using a Maori word they thought meant feather.

Two years ago, Hell's Basement Brewery released Huruhuru (The Feather) New Zealand Hopped Pale Ale.

This week, Te Hamua Nikora, who is Maori, took to Facebook to explain 'huruhuru' actually means pubic hair in te reo, the language spoken by the Maori people.

Nikori called out the brewery and another shop in New Zealand for both using the word.


https://www.cbc.ca/news/indigenous/albe ... -1.5678566


Clarence Thomas's favorite beer!

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#99 Post by wbtravis007 » Sat Aug 08, 2020 4:02 pm

wbtravis007 wrote:
Sat Aug 08, 2020 3:59 pm
Vandal wrote:
Sat Aug 08, 2020 3:14 pm
Oh, Canada!

Alberta brewery apologizes for misusing Maori language, naming beer 'pubic hair'

An Alberta brewery has apologized for unknowingly naming their beer 'pubic hair,' after using a Maori word they thought meant feather.

Two years ago, Hell's Basement Brewery released Huruhuru (The Feather) New Zealand Hopped Pale Ale.

This week, Te Hamua Nikora, who is Maori, took to Facebook to explain 'huruhuru' actually means pubic hair in te reo, the language spoken by the Maori people.

Nikori called out the brewery and another shop in New Zealand for both using the word.


https://www.cbc.ca/news/indigenous/albe ... -1.5678566


Clarence Thomas's favorite beer!
Come to think of it, "Tangy Poon" wouldn't be a bad name for a beer. Maybe I'll check to see if it's been registered.

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#100 Post by Bob Juch » Sat Aug 08, 2020 5:02 pm

Vandal wrote:
Sat Aug 08, 2020 3:14 pm
Oh, Canada!

Alberta brewery apologizes for misusing Maori language, naming beer 'pubic hair'

An Alberta brewery has apologized for unknowingly naming their beer 'pubic hair,' after using a Maori word they thought meant feather.

Two years ago, Hell's Basement Brewery released Huruhuru (The Feather) New Zealand Hopped Pale Ale.

This week, Te Hamua Nikora, who is Maori, took to Facebook to explain 'huruhuru' actually means pubic hair in te reo, the language spoken by the Maori people.

Nikori called out the brewery and another shop in New Zealand for both using the word.


https://www.cbc.ca/news/indigenous/albe ... -1.5678566
It actually means feather, but it's slang for pubic hair.
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