WWTBAM Bored

Aphorisms, adages, stupid stuff. I think we need to share our favoritest ones. Please contribute. I need nonsense.

"What can be weird will be."- Me
"Righty tighty lefty Lucy. Really. Trust me."-Me to a recalcitrant relative.
"A solid night's sleep is fleeting, as are solid diaper poops lately, but a bunion is forever because I got new flip flops and no one is cutting on me unnecessarily."-Me. duh

Beebs52 wrote:Aphorisms, adages, stupid stuff. I think we need to share our favoritest ones. Please contribute. I need nonsense.

"What can be weird will be."- Me
"Righty tighty lefty Lucy. Really. Trust me."-Me to a recalcitrant relative.
"A solid night's sleep is fleeting, as are solid diaper poops lately, but a bunion is forever because I got new flip flops and no one is cutting on me unnecessarily."-Me. duh

My recent fave:

"If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it"

Yepyepyep.

Spock! Had to include this:

"There has to be a pony in here somewhere."

"Never miss a good chance to shut up.", Will Rogers

BackInTex wrote:"Never miss a good chance to shut up.", Will Rogers

Beebs52 wrote:Spock! Had to include this:

"There has to be a pony in here somewhere."

It’s easier to avoid temptation than to resist it

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:It’s easier to avoid temptation than to resist it

Depending on age that's more boring...

Or, "It's easier to seek forgiveness than permission."

When they raid the whorehouse, they take the piano player too - My Dad

Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a little smartass - Also, My Dad

Earl the Squirrel wrote:When they raid the whorehouse, they take the piano player too - My Dad

Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a little smartass - Also, My Dad

A wise dude.

Beebs52 wrote:

Earl the Squirrel wrote:When they raid the whorehouse, they take the piano player too - My Dad

Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a little smartass - Also, My Dad

A wise dude.

Indeed. Although, while I agree with the piano player one, I'd far rather deal with a smartass than a dumbass.

Earl the Squirrel wrote:When they raid the whorehouse, they take the piano player too - My Dad

Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a little smartass - Also, My Dad

As long as “little” is not referring to size.

"A little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing." -- The Big Sis Almanack, by Lizbit

silvercamaro wrote:"A little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing." -- The Big Sis Almanack, by Lizbit

Yes!

silvercamaro wrote:"A little bit of something is better than a whole lot of nothing." -- The Big Sis Almanack, by Lizbit

"Murphy's Law also applies to itself. That's why sometimes, somehow, usually when you least expect it, everything turns out right." -- Mother Murphy's Law

"Weeds happen." -- Murphy's Lawn

"Shit happens. Pants, pathway, floors."-Anon Culprits

"Don't be an askhole." -- Me

Mugs!

Not exactly related to the subject of the thread, but funny, IMO:

"That's a pretty weiner runner you've got there," -- a compliment directed toward Ramsay, the new dog, by a young boy in the park.

Not exactly related to the subject of the thread, but funny, IMO:

"That's a pretty weiner runner you've got there," -- a compliment directed toward Ramsay, the new dog, by a young boy in the park.

silvercamaro wrote:Not exactly related to the subject of the thread, but funny, IMO:

"That's a pretty weiner runner you've got there," -- a compliment directed toward Ramsay, the new dog, by a young boy in the park.