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Got me a checkup today
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 4:42 pm
by Beebs52
Doc Quinn determined I had a baby squirrel in my ear, mama squirrel in my tummy and I got all the squirrels in my back.
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 4:46 pm
by BackInTex
Beebs52 wrote:Doc Quinn determined I had a baby squirrel in my ear, mama squirrel in my tummy and I got all the squirrels in my back.
They like you 'cause you're nuts.
How's the medicine woman doing?
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 9:38 pm
by Billy Bored Thornton
I'm happy to hear yer brain scan revealed nothin'.
And next time you wanna play doctor, make sure to give ol' Billy Bored a call. No waitin'.
Sugar.
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:39 am
by littlebeast13
From the neck up?
lb13
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:13 pm
by Beebs52
Billy Bored Thornton wrote:I'm happy to hear yer brain scan revealed nothin'.
And next time you wanna play doctor, make sure to give ol' Billy Bored a call. No waitin'.
Sugar.
Not enough vaccines in the world...
Schmoopie
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2019 2:15 pm
by Beebs52
littlebeast13 wrote:From the neck up?
lb13
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:46 am
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:From the neck up?
lb13
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:21 pm
by Beebs52
tlynn78 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:littlebeast13 wrote:From the neck up?
lb13
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:25 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote:tlynn78 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:
She and Jake are total body squirrel internists. My knee--pounded for squirrel reflexes.
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
I would agree, only she's not at the 'playing with my hair' stage, more at the 'bang brush against scalp' stage.
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:27 pm
by Beebs52
tlynn78 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:tlynn78 wrote:
Be glad she doesn't aspire to be a stylist. My grand = Nurse Ratched's sadistic younger sister/beauty school dropout.
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
I would agree, only she's not at the 'playing with my hair' stage, more at the 'bang brush against scalp' stage.
Similar to the knee plexor assault.
Re: Got me a checkup today
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 4:39 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote:tlynn78 wrote:Beebs52 wrote:
I would take being scarier looking only because it feels lovely when they mess with your hair.
I would agree, only she's not at the 'playing with my hair' stage, more at the 'bang brush against scalp' stage.
Similar to the knee plexor assault.
Indeed.