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Heard at the counter
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:05 pm
by tlynn78
"...I got pregnant by my boyfriend, and he and his wife were going to adopt the baby - I had her last week - but I don't like the name they gave her, so now I want her back..."
job security
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:13 pm
by Beebs52
tlynn78 wrote:"...I got pregnant by my boyfriend, and he and his wife were going to adopt the baby - I had her last week - but I don't like the name they gave her, so now I want her back..."
job security
Please tell me this is a joke.
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:22 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote:tlynn78 wrote:"...I got pregnant by my boyfriend, and he and his wife were going to adopt the baby - I had her last week - but I don't like the name they gave her, so now I want her back..."
job security
Please tell me this is a joke.
Never a dull moment.
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:24 pm
by tlynn78
My other fave for today:
Guy comes in to file dissolution paperwork yesterday. Today he comes in to file Order of Protection paperwork, only now he wants his address kept confidential. "..and I want that crazy b$*^h ordered to stay 1500 feet from my house."
Me: ...
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:45 pm
by silverscreenselect
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:40 pm
by tlynn78
Nope - I'm not much of a 'joiner'
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 6:42 am
by Vandal
tlynn78 wrote:
Nope - I'm not much of a 'joiner'
Don't be like him:
Or him:
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 9:12 am
by mellytu74
Re: Heard at the counter
Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:46 am
by tlynn78
Vandal wrote:tlynn78 wrote:
Nope - I'm not much of a 'joiner'
Don't be like him:
Or him:
lol - definitely not that kind of joiner.
