WWTBAM Bored

1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
MEAN MR. MUSTARD/THE BEATLES

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan
FAT/WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall
ANGRY YOUNG MAN/BILLY JOEL

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
YOU'RE SO VAIN/CARLY SIMON

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.
POOR LITTLE FOOL/RICK NELSON

[quote]Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.
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PSYCHO KILLER/TALKING HEADS

[quote]Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.[/quote]

I'm sorely tempted to use Speedo Guy again, but there are limits, so ....

2. All the world’s a candy store
He's been trick or treatin’
When it comes to true love girl with him
there’s no one home
COLD HEARTED SNAKE, PAULA ABDUL

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
YOU’RE SO VAIN, CARLY SIMON

Kroxquo Bonus: NASTY, JANET JACKSON

Image Bonus:

1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter
MEAN MR. MUSTARD - The Beatles

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
AMERICAN IDIOT - Green Day

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
YOU'RE SO VAIN - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.
POOR LITTLE FOOL - Ricky Nelson

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.
So as to avoid gender bias (after all, there could be a "no boy's dream date") I'll go with CRUELLA DI VILLE from 101 Dalmations

1. Mean Mister Mustard - The Beatles
5. Dirty White Boy - Foreigner
7. Bad Company - Bad Co.
10. Angry Young Man - Billy Joel
11. You're So Vain - Carly Simon

Kroxquo Bonus: Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top - Frank Zappa

Image Bonus:

1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home
Cold Hearted Snake - Paula Abdul

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
American Idiot - Green Day

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?
Dirty White Boy - Foreigner

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun
Bad Company - Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall
Angry Young Man - Billy Joel

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.
Poor Little Fool - Ricky Nelson

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown - Jim Croce

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard - Beatles

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

Angry Young Man - Billy Joel

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date. Cold As Ice - Foreigner

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard-Beatles


2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

So Save Your Milky Way For Somebody Else-Fun Sized Francine


3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

Fat-Weird Al Yankovic


4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

American Idiot-Green Day


5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

Dirty White Boy-Foreigner


6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

The Rest Of My Apartment Is Decorated In Early American Milk Crate-Bad Housekeeping


7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company-Bad Company


8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

Bachelor #2 Is An A$$hole-Jim Lange


9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal-Michael Jackson


10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

Angry Young Man-Billy Joel


11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain-Carly Simon


12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

Poor Little Fool-Rick Nelson


13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

At The Back of the Gym With The Other Wallflowers-The Arthur Murray Dropouts


14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy-The Sweet





Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

The Purple People Eater-Sheb Wooley


Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Pam Makes Everything More Slippery

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

I'd Give You A Tooth As A Sign Of My Love, But I Only Have One Left

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

You Just Won A Dream Date With ALF

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

I Always Carry A Paper Bag To Slip Over Your Face

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

Loser - Beck

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

Johnny Are You Queer - Josie Cotton

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy - Sweet


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

Bet you thought I was gonna post my own face again. Nahhhhhh....

[quote="Mitzi The Bimbocorn"]So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard, Beatles

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

There should be better songs.

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

See 2.

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

See 2.

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

See 2.

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

See 2.

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company, Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

See 2.

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal, Michael Jackson

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

See 2.

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're so vain, Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

Poor Little Fool, Rich Nelson

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

See 2.

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

See 2.

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Not ready to make nice, Dixie Chicks

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.


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3. FAT - WEIRD AL
4. AMERICAN IDIOT -GREEN DAY
7. BAD COMPANY -BAD COMPANY
8. THE CHEATER - BOB KUBAN AND THE IN MEN
10. ANGRY YOUNG MAN - BILLY JOEL
11. YOU'RE SO VAIN - CARLY SIMON
12. POOR LITTLE FOOL - RICKY NELSON
14. LITTLE WILLY - ?

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

BAD BOY - THE JIVE BOMBERS

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

[quote="Mitzi The Bimbocorn"]So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window![/quote]

Me and Wiki are still so excited about winning the IBB yesterday! We are happy, happy, happy girls, and we thank you very much, Mr. little. All of today's songs sound so sad, though, that happy girls like us can't even begin to think of what they might be. We don't care. We are happy, happy, happy, and we're still in the Top 20!!!

I suggested to Wiki that she could look for a picture of an ugly guy that she would not want to hang out with, even if he could jump an 8-foot fence and build a ladder for her to climb. Wiki is nice-looking, for somebody who doesn't look a lot like me. I don't know if she picked this guy because she's a secret snob or because she wants to steal his jewelry.

[quote]Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.[/quote]

So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard - Beatles

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

Cold Hearted Snake - Paul Abdul

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

American Idiot - Green Day

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

Dirty White Boy - Foreigner

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company - Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

Poor LIttle Fool - Ricky Nelson

The song that my dad used to teach us the ubiquitous C-Am-F-G chord progression!

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

Johnny Are You Queer - Josie Cotton

Hey, it's been awhile....

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy - The Sweet

Hey! If I don't get prescient points, then I damn sure better get inspiration points!!!!1

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

The Taker - Kris Kristofferson

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

1.) Mean Mr. Mustard - The Beatles, 6.) I'm A Loser - Beck, 7.) Bad Company - Bad Company, 11.) You're So Vain - Carly Simon. Krox Bonus: Aqualung - Jethro Tull.

1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company, Bad Company

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain, Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, Cher

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

MY SISTER WORKS IN A SEX SHOP-Prude Pete

2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

SEXUAL WHITE CHOCOLATE-Little Dick

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can gets a tan

MY LIFE AS DRACULA-George Hamilton

4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

AMERICAN IDIOT-Green Day

5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, STORMY-Donald Trump

6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

LOSER-Beck

7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

THEY DIDN'T THROW AWAY THE MOON EITHER...DID THEY?-Ghost Of Neil Armstrong

8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

YEAH, AND DONALD MIGHT BE PRESIDENT-Stormy Daniels

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

SMOOTH CRIMINAL-Alien Ant Farm (also Michael Jackson)

10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT TRICKS I DO IN THE BEDROOM-The Human Pretzel

11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

YOU'RE SO VAIN-Carly Simon

12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

WAIT...STORMY IS THE DEVIL?-Donald Trump

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

WOW! DONALD DANCES LIKE A WHITE GUY!-Stormy Daniels

14. Mama done chase ____ down through the hall
But laugh, ____ laugh, he don't care at all

NAKED GRANDPA-Naked Grandma

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

STUPID GIRL-Garbage (Hey! They could be playing for the other team.)

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

1. Mean Mr Mustard - The Beatles
2. nope
3. Fat - Weird Al
4. American Idiot - Green Day
5. Dirty White Boy - Foreigner
6. Loser - beck
7. Bad Compnay - Bad Company
8. nope
9. nope
10. Angry Young Man - Billy Joel
11. You're So Vain - Carly Simon
12. nope
13. nope
14. Little Willie - Sweet


Kroxquo Bonus: I won't grow up - The Fools

Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

So, like, since it's Valentime's Day, and Mitzi's, like, a Valentime's Day unicorn and stuff... Beastie Weastie is totally letting pwetty ol' Mitzi host today's LOLSWE game! Yaysies!!!! Since Mitzi's totally into having a good time all the time, Mitzi's always checking out the dating app when Mitzi's not taking naughty selfies in the baffroom mirror! Mitzi was, like, totally hoping for some studly stallion to share her hayloft with.... but... oopsies! They totally sent me the profiles of these guys instead. Like... (puts her hoof up to her head and tries to make an L) these doods are totally out of Mitzi's league! Kinda like those mangy shelf critters Mitzi totally has to have sex-ay times with on LB's blog. TL:DR - Looks like it's just Mitzi and her big girl toys tonight! Like, no looking through Mitzi's open window!

1 point for, like, the title, 1 point for, like, the artist...


1. His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops
She's a go-getter

Mean Mr. Mustard - Beatles


2. All the world's a candy store
He's been trick or treatin'
When it comes to true love girl with him
there's no one home

3. Down at the beach
I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one
Who can get a tan

I'm Fat - Weird Al


4. Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.

American Idiot - Green Day


5. Hey baby, if you're falling down,
I know what's good for you all day
Are you worried what your friends see
And will it ruin your reputation loving me?

Dirty White Boy - Foreigner (Thanks for the opening lines!)


6. Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

Loser - Beck


7. Rebel souls
Deserters we are called
Chose a gun and threw away the sun

Bad Company - Bad Company


8. One of these days he'll find a girl who knows all about him
She's gonna break his carefree heart and go on without him

9. She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (and Alien Ant Farm? or someone like that)


10. He refuses to bend
He refuses to crawl
And he's always at home
With his back to the wall

Angry Young Man - Billy Joel


11. Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave

You're So Vain - Carly Simon


12. She played around and teased me with her carefree devil eyes,
She'd hold me close and kiss me but her heart was full of lies.

13. Cause when I see you
Dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering
Where I stand

Johnny, Are You Queer? - Josie Cotton


14. Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don't care at all

Little Willy - Sweet


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist whose title would fit the description of no girl's dream date.

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads


Image Bonus: Show me what that guy on the dating site's profile picture should actually look like.

Most of these losers all rolled into one...