WWTBAM Bored

and I am rather proud of this one.

I am trying to develop a taste for Scotch (I know, dare to dream big) and I just opened my first bottle tonight.

I asked the kids "When they say 2 fingers of Scotch-do they mean 2 fingers held together horizontal or held end to end vertically?"

Thank you, Thank you-I will be here all week.

They all laughed when you said you wanted to be a comic. Well, they're not laughing now.