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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
by Estonut
Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pm
tlynn78 wrote:Some of those seem vaguely familiar...
Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:21 pm
by Beebs52
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pm
Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
Naomi would know?
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm
by Bob Juch
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pm
Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
by Estonut
Bob Juch wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
Normal people call that a "can," genius!
Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
by Bob Juch
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Bob Juch wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
Normal people call that a "can," genius!
Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
by Estonut
Bob Juch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Bob Juch wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
Normal people call that a "can," genius!
Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under
Product Description, the seller says "
Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:32 pm
by tlynn78
Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
Bob Juch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Normal people call that a "can," genius!
Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under
Product Description, the seller says "
Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
LMAO - now you know you just sent him scrambling through the dregs of Amazon to find something, anything that looks like a 'tube'
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:50 pm
by Estonut
tlynn78 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:32 pm
Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
Bob Juch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under
Product Description, the seller says "
Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
LMAO - now you know you just sent him scrambling through the dregs of Amazon to find something, anything that looks like a 'tube'
I even told him, "Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait." He doesn't understand the difference between a random image (which is probably a plastic shell around a can, anyway) and an Amazon page selling one.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:54 pm
by tlynn78
Beebs52 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:21 pm
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
Naomi would know?
LMAO - Naomi WOULD know. (and I shower at random times - keeps the peepers guessing)
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pm
by Bob Juch
Estonut wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
Bob Juch wrote: ↑Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Estonut wrote: ↑Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Normal people call that a "can," genius!
Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Under
Product Description, the seller says "
Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
https://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am
by Estonut
#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am
by Vandal
May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?
Thank you!
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:35 am
by Vandal
I'm a guy writing a check in a movie. No matter how big the amount is, I will have it filled out, signed and removed form the checkbook in under three seconds.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:10 am
by wbtravis007
Estonut wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am
#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
Hello, I'm a guy who learned how to settle important but deeply divisive debates like this decades ago:
It's a breath mint
AND a candy mint!
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:46 am
by tlynn78
If you ever feel the need to hit <almost> every. single. Western trope ever thought of, just watch Open Range. If you can stand to.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 am
by T_Bone0806
Vandal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am
May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?
Thank you!
I believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.
Ah, well. All good things etc. etc.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:44 am
by littlebeast13
T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 am
Vandal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am
May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?
Thank you!
I believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.
Ah, well. All good things etc. etc.
Ah, the good old days when a thread hijacking was just me and mini suffering through multiple personality disorder...
lb13
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:19 am
by tlynn78
littlebeast13 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:44 am
T_Bone0806 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 am
Vandal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am
May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?
Thank you!
I believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.
Ah, well. All good things etc. etc.
Ah, the good old days when a thread hijacking was just me and mini suffering through multiple personality disorder...
lb13
Ah, the good ol' days.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:40 am
by Bob Juch
Estonut wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am
#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
1) Do you not understand that Amazon page is for Mace Brand? They say on that page, "Mace" is Pepper Spray, but not all pepper spray is Mace Brand.
2) No there is not. The unit is a plastic tube, no can is inside.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:09 pm
by Vandal
Bringing forth, for those who follow…
I am a character stuck in a deserted place with very little vegetation. My friend, LB, just died but I will build him a most magnificent rock grave made from hundreds of perfectly fitting stones. Somehow, I will find wood just right for a wooden cross. RIP.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 3:24 pm
by Beebs52
I am the catalyst for my son's years of therapy and obliviousness to his dastardly deeds, and many rando fucks.
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 5:49 pm
by littlebeast13
I am the faithful companion of the lead actor in a survival movie. Though I have a family awaiting my return while my friend is a loner, I am the one who meets their demise early in the film because my death will pack an emotional punch with the audience. Oh, and because I'm only getting paid one-tenth of the money the star is. But at least now I can munch off of the on-set buffet table while my friend reshoots that scene where he gets attacked by fire ants for the 173rd time to get it just right for the director. Oh, and I did get a really cool gravesite out of the deal...
Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 6:31 pm
by Beebs52
I'm a bar owner who facilitates escapes yet gives up love to save it.
