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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#26 Post by Estonut » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm

Spock wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
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tlynn78 wrote:Some of those seem vaguely familiar...

Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#27 Post by Beebs52 » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:21 pm

Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
littlebeast13 wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pm



Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
Naomi would know?
Well, then

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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#28 Post by Bob Juch » Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm

Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
littlebeast13 wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:46 pm



Well hello everybody. I'm the exceedingly hot housewife from a Bored novel. You can usually find me in the shower where I seem more interested in running hot, soapy water over my feminine curves than I am actually trying to get clean. I also like to shower with the bathroom door unlocked, even if the main protagonist with the story is visiting me. In fact, he seems to have just sneaked inside now. I need to not act surprised to see him through the thick layer of steam my 8,000 gallon hot water heater is putting out and instead flash him a sultry smile over my shoulder rather than reach for my tube of mace. I do hope we both remembered to take our respective pills...
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#29 Post by Estonut » Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm
Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm
OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
Normal people call that a "can," genius!

Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#30 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am

Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm
Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
Normal people call that a "can," genius!

Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#31 Post by Estonut » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm

Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:41 pm
It comes in a tube with an aerosol sprayer on top, dummy.
Normal people call that a "can," genius!

Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
Image
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.

#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#32 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:32 pm

Estonut wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Normal people call that a "can," genius!

Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
Image
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.

#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
LMAO - now you know you just sent him scrambling through the dregs of Amazon to find something, anything that looks like a 'tube'
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#33 Post by Estonut » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:50 pm

tlynn78 wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:32 pm
Estonut wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
Image
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.

#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
LMAO - now you know you just sent him scrambling through the dregs of Amazon to find something, anything that looks like a 'tube'
I even told him, "Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait." He doesn't understand the difference between a random image (which is probably a plastic shell around a can, anyway) and an Amazon page selling one.
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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#34 Post by tlynn78 » Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:54 pm

Beebs52 wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:21 pm
Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:15 pm
Spock wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 12:10 pm


OK, that does it. Next time I drive through Billings I absolutely have to meet TGirl. And, um, er, just to avoid embarassment and awkwardness, what time(s) do you usually shower?
I didn't know mace comes in a tube. Must be hard to apply to an attacker...
Naomi would know?
LMAO - Naomi WOULD know. (and I shower at random times - keeps the peepers guessing)
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#35 Post by Bob Juch » Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pm

Estonut wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Estonut wrote:
Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:36 pm
Normal people call that a "can," genius!

Google up an Amazon page selling mace in a tube. I'll wait.
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
Image
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.

#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
https://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==
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Re: Hello, I'm a professor in a movie...

#36 Post by Estonut » Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am

Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pm
Estonut wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:54 am
Okay, dumbass, is this a can or a tube?
Image
#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.

#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
https://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==
#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Do you not understand that there is a can inside the plastic clip, dumbass?
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#37 Post by Vandal » Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am

May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?

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#38 Post by Vandal » Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:35 am

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#39 Post by wbtravis007 » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:10 am

Estonut wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pm
Estonut wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm

#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.

#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
https://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==
#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Do you not understand that there is a can inside the plastic clip, dumbass?
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#40 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:46 am

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#41 Post by T_Bone0806 » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 am

Vandal wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am
May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?

Thank you!
I believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.

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#42 Post by littlebeast13 » Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:44 am

T_Bone0806 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 am
Vandal wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am
May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?

Thank you!
I believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.

Ah, well. All good things etc. etc. :? :( :cry:
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#43 Post by tlynn78 » Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:19 am

littlebeast13 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:44 am
T_Bone0806 wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:42 am
Vandal wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:30 am
May I ask that we keep to the subject of this thread, please?

Thank you!
I believe that is no longer possible on ANY thread at this point, even seemingly innocuous ones, without it devolving into nitpicking, sarcastic sniping, name-calling, venom spitting invective. I applaud your efforts to offer diversion, Vandal, but this bored has become a microcosm of the entire country.

Ah, well. All good things etc. etc. :? :( :cry:
Ah, the good old days when a thread hijacking was just me and mini suffering through multiple personality disorder...

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#44 Post by Bob Juch » Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:40 am

Estonut wrote:
Thu Sep 16, 2021 6:46 am
Bob Juch wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:03 pm
Estonut wrote:
Wed Sep 15, 2021 4:07 pm

#1) That's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.

#2) Under Product Description, the seller says "Expiration Date - Located on bottom of can." I'll take their word over yours, dumbass.
https://smile.amazon.com/Mace-Defense-P ... s9dHJ1ZQ==
#1) Again, that's pepper spray, not mace, dumbass.
#2) Do you not understand that there is a can inside the plastic clip, dumbass?
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1) Do you not understand that Amazon page is for Mace Brand? They say on that page, "Mace" is Pepper Spray, but not all pepper spray is Mace Brand.

2) No there is not. The unit is a plastic tube, no can is inside.
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