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Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:25 pm
by notebookboy
Because we just can't let 17 years of Bored tradition go out the window like a defenestrated Harv....
Let's do some mini marching!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:26 pm
by Not Mini
notebookboy wrote:Let's do some mini marching!
Not Mini will not do mini marching, only Not Mini marching...
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:28 pm
by O'Bummer
Only a mini parade? I think I'll blame Flock for this...
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:29 pm
by 10 Pound Balls
So, am I disqualified from the mini parade?
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:29 pm
by Beebs52
I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:31 pm
by Walt Disney
Minnie Parade? Yay, more royalties to keep the freezer running!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:32 pm
by Bored Sweeper
Beebs52 wrote:I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!
I'll see your loaded diapers and raise you the giant pile of Clydesdale shit I just stepped in!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:33 pm
by ShitSandwich
Loaded diapers... now on the McValue menu.
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:35 pm
by Kiki's Cleaning Lady
Sorry, but I don't do diapers. You know how hard babyshit is to get out of Lee Press On Nails?
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:36 pm
by Lee Press On Nails
Kiki's Cleaning Lady wrote:Sorry, but I don't do diapers. You know how hard babyshit is to get out of Lee Press On Nails?
Well, we're dropping our sponsorship for this mini parade! We demand our entire $1.69 back!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:38 pm
by Iben Browning
I predicted this parade would be a mini disaster way back in..... I don't know what year, but I was right!!!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:41 pm
by Linus's Boss
Well lookie there... everyone finally went back to work. Almost makes me feel useless....
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:47 pm
by Beebs52
Bored Sweeper wrote:Beebs52 wrote:I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!
I'll see your loaded diapers and raise you the giant pile of Clydesdale shit I just stepped in!
Clydesdales Schmlyesdales. You underestimate the toddler intestine. I'll raise you a Dot crap and Merv hork. Also, stop with the crap candy. Throw sauvignon blanc.
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:47 pm
by silvercamaro
Bored Sweeper wrote:Beebs52 wrote:I've got loaded diapers to throw on the route for the cleanup crew!
I'll see your loaded diapers and raise you the giant pile of Clydesdale shit I just stepped in!
Could we schedule SSS and the Bobbsey Twins to march right behind the Clydesdales?
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:53 pm
by Carmelo Anthony
I'm out of the parade this year. I have to look for actual work because those idiots in Houston fired me after only one month.
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:08 pm
by silverscreenselect
Where's my buddy the flag?
You can't have a parade without the flag. Even a mini-parade.
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:12 pm
by Liberace
Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!
Oh wait.... you said FLAG.
Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:16 pm
by Beebs52
Liberace wrote:Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!
Oh wait.... you said FLAG.
Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!!
Microagression! Where's the bored lawyer!?!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:18 pm
by TheMichiganBarAssociation
Beebs52 wrote:Liberace wrote:Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!
Oh wait.... you said FLAG.
Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!!
Microagression! Where's the bored lawyer!?!
At your service, ma'am!
That will be $600 for this Bored visit. Cash, charge or flesh?
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:28 pm
by Beebs52
TheMichiganBarAssociation wrote:Beebs52 wrote:Liberace wrote:Here I am for you all to gawk over and ogle at!!!!!!!
Oh wait.... you said FLAG.
Well, here I am anyway!!!!!!!!!!!
Microagression! Where's the bored lawyer!?!
At your service, ma'am!
That will be $600 for this Bored visit. Cash, charge or flesh?
Stick your finger in my burned out oven light. Right here...I gotchur charge.
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:32 pm
by British Lap Dancing Assn
Stormy couldn't make it so we are the last minute replacement Grand Marshalls
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:33 pm
by tlynn78
My Underdog balloon will be there in spirit only, since I have long since lost the log-in for him. May he RIP.
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:33 pm
by Beavis & Butthead
British Lap Dancing Assn wrote:Stormy couldn't make it so we are the last minute replacement Grand Marshalls
Huh huh huh! So..... you chicks wanna, ummmm, do it? Huh huh huh!
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:35 pm
by The Spotless Sun
At least the weather is nice
Re: Mini Parade Thread
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:36 pm
by littlebeast13
tlynn78 wrote:My Underdog balloon will be there in spirit only, since I have long since lost the log-in for him. May he RIP.
Apparently you never registered him over here. There are only nine U usernames, and no Underdog balloon...
lb13