Transcript 10/17/18 Tom Green

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Transcript 10/17/18 Tom Green

#1 Post by BBTranscriptTeam » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:32 pm

Tom Green
Stand-up comedian

Tom is playing for the Keck School of Medicine of USC.


$500
Recycling centers often advise you to crush your empty aluminum cans, in order to do what?
A: Destroy their will to resist B: Save space
C: Make an awesome crushing sound D: Impress muscleheads at the gym

Spoiler
B: Save space


$1,000
A study in the November 2017 issue of the journal Sleep found that the word most commonly used by people who talk in their sleep is what?
A: Rutabaga B: No
C: Oxymoronic D: Stallone

Spoiler
B: No


$2,000
One of the most famous works of Russian literature is Dostoevsky’s “The Brothers” what?
A: Karamazov B: Kennedy
C: Wahlberg D: Wayans

Spoiler
A: Karamazov


$3,000
Which of these four classic hit songs is the only one where the singer does NOT intentionally stutter when singing its title?
A: My Sharona B: Bennie and the Jets
C: Changes D: Layla

Spoiler
D: Layla


Commercial break

$5,000
Which of these companies that offers lodging also offers “Host Protection Insurance,” which can guard certain users from lawsuits of up to $1,000,000?
A: LinkedIn B: Pinterest
C: Airbnb D: Spotify

Spoiler
C: Airbnb


$7,000
Which of the following phrases would accurately describe something that’s “verdant”?
A: As blue as the sky B: As green as grass
C: As white as the snow D: As black as night

Spoiler
Tom doesn’t know what verdant means. Tom’s +1 John Caparulo knows the Spanish word for green, verde.


Spoiler
B: As green as grass


Commercial break

QotD
You’ll have to excuse Spanish-speaking tourists in Oahu if they don’t order what common Hawaiian dish, since its name literally translates to “crazy booger”?
A: Lomi lomi B: Chichi dango
C: Loco moco D: Pipikalua

Spoiler
C: Loco moco


$10,000
Three of the following movie titles have blanks that should be filled in with the word “last.” Which one should be filled in with the word “first”?
A: “The ___ of the Mohicans” B: “___ Tango in Paris”
C: “The ___ Wives Club” D: “I Know What You Did ___ Summer”

Spoiler
C: “The ___ Wives Club”


The horn
Tom will be back on Thursday.

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Re: Transcript 10/17/18 Tom Green

#2 Post by earendel » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:43 am

BBTranscriptTeam wrote:Tom Green
Stand-up comedian

Tom is playing for the Keck School of Medicine of USC.
Nihil obstat® (not surprising for celebrity shows).
"Elen sila lumenn omentielvo...A star shines on the hour of our meeting."

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Re: Transcript 10/17/18 Tom Green

#3 Post by ghostjmf » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:48 am

So far so good

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