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Some people I know have new babies

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:43 am
by ghostjmf
As in "just popped out". Well, perhaps "popped" is not the right word.

So, far away from where they will read it, I just have to say: They all look like tiny aliens!

I say "how cute", of course.

I was born with hair.

Not every tiny alien is so lucky.

Re: Some people I know have new babies

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 8:43 am
by littlebeast13
Babies are all ugly. Just..... ugly.

And just when they start to become cute, they become huge assholes...

Cats are always cute, and are only kinda assholes. And they don't ask for anything for Christmas...

lb13

Re: Some people I know have new babies

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2018 2:19 pm
by Beebs52
https://www.amazon.com/Toddlers-Are-hol ... 076118564X

Read this. It is hysterical. And true.