WWTBAM Bored

If you go on a trip and when packing your swimsuit, accidentally pack a black pair of Spanx instead of your suit bottoms, they work just fine as swimsuit bottoms! Be aware, however, that trying to exit a wet pair of Spanx is approximately the same as trying to exit the interior of a boa constrictor. ymmv.

That hurts just reading it.

A friend of mine exited the restroom I was waiting for, so that I could rest!, apologizing that in the high heat & even higher humidity we've been having "it takes time to get your pants up". "I know", I said.