WWTBAM Bored

Next week is "Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" night. I've already had a few ideas (Jason MUST do Bob Marley's "One Love"..talk about tailor-made), but one was particularly wicked and I had to share..

Ryan introduces David Archuletta, who will sing Billy Joel's "Honesty"..the band starts up, when suddenly David yells "stop the music! stop the music!!". He looks into the audience, and tells his stage dad from hell "I've had enough! I'm not listening to you anymore! i'm gonna sing what I want to from now on!". And as the audience at home and in the studio looks on in shock, young David completes his moment of teenage rebellion on National Television by delivering a blistering version of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap".

Best. Idol. Moment. Ever.

The way this season's been going, I would almost not be that surprised.

I actually have some legitimate ideas (see Jason above. That MUST happen). I must do more research before sharing.

But for now it's back to work.

T_Bone0806 wrote:Ryan introduces David Archuletta, who will sing Billy Joel's "Honesty"..the band starts up, when suddenly David yells "stop the music! stop the music!!". He looks into the audience, and tells his stage dad from hell "I've had enough! I'm not listening to you anymore! i'm gonna sing what I want to from now on!". And as the audience at home and in the studio looks on in shock, young David completes his moment of teenage rebellion on National Television by delivering a blistering version of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap".

I was going to do a little AC/DC myself before I decided on doing "She's Always a Woman". I just couldn't decide if I wanted to sing it like Bon Scott or Brian Johnson, so I went with the safe choice....

Oh well, I still beat out an Oscar® winner! Have I mentioned that before? I'm live at Mel's all weekend....

T_Bone0806 wrote:Next week is "Rock & Roll Hall of Fame" night. I've already had a few ideas (Jason MUST do Bob Marley's "One Love"..talk about tailor-made), but one was particularly wicked and I had to share..

Ryan introduces David Archuletta, who will sing Billy Joel's "Honesty"..the band starts up, when suddenly David yells "stop the music! stop the music!!". He looks into the audience, and tells his stage dad from hell "I've had enough! I'm not listening to you anymore! i'm gonna sing what I want to from now on!". And as the audience at home and in the studio looks on in shock, young David completes his moment of teenage rebellion on National Television by delivering a blistering version of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap".

Best. Idol. Moment. Ever.

The way this season's been going, I would almost not be that surprised.

I actually have some legitimate ideas (see Jason above. That MUST happen). I must do more research before sharing.

But for now it's back to work.

I want to see David A. stop and sing the Nine Inch Nails Song Closer.


Here's the lyrics:

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to f*ck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f*ck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to f*ck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f*ck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god

Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

Or my other favorite inappropriate song, Date Rape by Sublime.