I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 3:06 pm
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Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 6:03 pm
It would probably help if you provided them with a bathroom they could use.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:33 pm
They should put locks on the doors, since you didn't. You would have to have the keys, since you own the place, but maybe you'd think twice, if door was locked, before you barged in.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 9:36 pm
Why do you think he doesn't? You think they relieve themselves in the barn?silverscreenselect wrote:It would probably help if you provided them with a bathroom they could use.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:29 pm
No, they probably have to go out in the pasture.Estonut wrote:Why do you think he doesn't? You think they relieve themselves in the barn?silverscreenselect wrote:It would probably help if you provided them with a bathroom they could use.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:00 pm
Such things didn't bother Tumnp at Miss Universe contests.Spock wrote:In the category of things that I never expected to see.
I have mentioned before that Mexicans do the chores in my barns for the guys that rent. Quite often, it is 2 youngish Mexican ladies.
The other day, I opened the door to a barn and I scared the crap out of a half-naked Mexican lady who was changing clothes.
That was a shock for both of us, I think.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:31 pm
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Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:18 am
Or get one of those tiny cameras set up in the barn and link it to your phone.Spock wrote:Upon reflection, I am thinking that before I open the door, I should look in the window to see if anybody is changing.
Ducking and running for cover.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:37 am
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Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:00 pm
See my post on my new dashcam.jaybee wrote:Or get one of those tiny cameras set up in the barn and link it to your phone.Spock wrote:Upon reflection, I am thinking that before I open the door, I should look in the window to see if anybody is changing.
Ducking and running for cover.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 8:46 am
Who's there?
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:07 am
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Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:26 am
Interesting detail there Spock. How much time did it take for your eyes to make their way down to her panties?Spock wrote:She had robin's egg blue panties on.pcmaxey wrote:Spock wrote:In the category of things that I never expected to see.
I have mentioned before that Mexicans do the chores in my barns for the guys that rent. Quite often, it is 2 youngish Mexican ladies.
The other day, I opened the door to a barn and I scared the crap out of a half-naked Mexican lady who was changing clothes.
That was a shock for both of us, I think.
Which half?
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:50 pm
GeezSpock wrote:She had robin's egg blue panties on.pcmaxey wrote:Spock wrote:In the category of things that I never expected to see.
I have mentioned before that Mexicans do the chores in my barns for the guys that rent. Quite often, it is 2 youngish Mexican ladies.
The other day, I opened the door to a barn and I scared the crap out of a half-naked Mexican lady who was changing clothes.
That was a shock for both of us, I think.
Which half?
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 3:00 pm
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Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:14 pm
Again. Geez. geez. Not funny and let it go.Spock wrote:Hey, I was asked. It is not the kind of thing that you can unsee. Keep in mind, I was opening a door to my barn and, adolescent fantasies aside, I never expected to see anything close to this.silverscreenselect wrote:Interesting detail there Spock. How much time did it take for your eyes to make their way down to her panties?Spock wrote:
She had robin's egg blue panties on.
The fact that, given a shock like this, it only took me 37 minutes to shut the door should count in my favor.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:29 pm
Please edit your posts above this one (meaning delete the crap). I have done what I can.Beebs52 wrote: Again. Geez. F@#$ing geez. Not funny and let it go.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:17 am
If you got to this thread late, it's a bit hard to follow. I think I get the gist of it, though.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:28 pm
Think "Witness", Harrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, and a mirror.flockofseagulls104 wrote:If you got to this thread late, it's a bit hard to follow. I think I get the gist of it, though.
Re: I Guess I Have to Knock
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:08 pm
Dafuq was the mass editing for? Since when are tasteless comments unwelcome on this Bored?
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