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Attention all MAWGS

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:49 am
by ulysses5019
Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50 and every bit as competitive and outgoing as somebody who’s 25? A new game show from the producers of NBC’s DEAL OR NO DEAL are looking for men and women over 50 years old that are ready for action and able to outshine their younger competition.

No stunts, bug-eating or dares required, just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.

Interested parties should send their NAME, AGE, OCCUPATION, PHONE NUMBER, a BRIEF DESCRIPTION of themselves and a RECENT PHOTO to the email address above.

Finally, the winner of this show can potentially win a SIX FIGURE CASH PRIZE!


Location: Los Angeles
Compensation: Up to Six Figures
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.


Ok, maybe not all Bored MAWGS.....

Re: Attention all MAWGS

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:51 am
by earendel
ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT

Are you over 50 and every bit as competitive and outgoing as somebody who’s 25? A new game show from the producers of NBC’s DEAL OR NO DEAL are looking for men and women over 50 years old that are ready for action and able to outshine their younger competition.

No stunts, bug-eating or dares required, just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.

Interested parties should send their NAME, AGE, OCCUPATION, PHONE NUMBER, a BRIEF DESCRIPTION of themselves and a RECENT PHOTO to the email address above.

Finally, the winner of this show can potentially win a SIX FIGURE CASH PRIZE!


Location: Los Angeles
Compensation: Up to Six Figures
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.


just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.


Ok, maybe not all Bored MAWGS.....
That was my thought when I saw the phrase.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:55 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I'm too young. :D

Re: Attention all MAWGS

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:57 am
by MarleysGh0st
ulysses5019 wrote:
just a sparkling personality and a willingness to compete.
Ok, maybe not all Bored MAWGS.....
Thanks for saving me the trouble of a reply. :|

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:59 am
by ulysses5019
I'm too young.


:P

Re: Attention all MAWGS

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:18 pm
by gsabc
ulysses5019 wrote: ...

Finally, the winner of this show can potentially win a SIX FIGURE CASH PRIZE!
Is that with or without the two figures after the decimal point?
ulysses5019 wrote:Location: Los Angeles
They never come up into the hills ...

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:32 pm
by KillerTomato
Just when you think something is for you, you find out you're NOT MAWGISH ENOUGH.

Ah, well, I suppose I can wait 5 years.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:51 pm
by peacock2121
I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:57 pm
by Bob Juch
peacock2121 wrote:I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.
Fine with me: less competition.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:27 pm
by peacock2121
Bob Juch wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.
Fine with me: less competition.
Ha!

You think you could be my competition?

Makes me laugh.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:45 pm
by astrnomr
KillerTomato wrote:Just when you think something is for you, you find out you're NOT MAWGISH ENOUGH.

Ah, well, I suppose I can wait 5 years.
For me, it's another 9+. Kind of like that cigarette commercial where the husband lamented his wife's death by saying he never thought of 23 as "middle-aged", I don't expect to live to be 100 years, either. Am I middle-middle-aged? Left-of-middle-aged?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:31 pm
by Bob Juch
peacock2121 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:I have everything they want.

I am not doing anything until they give me more info.

What I don't have to is is not enough info.

It would be if I lived in Callyforney.
Fine with me: less competition.
Ha!

You think you could be my competition?

Makes me laugh.
Not if you don't compete.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:16 pm
by lilclyde54
I am just amazed to be in a desired demographic. 8)

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:15 pm
by Sir_Galahad
Has anyone jumped in yet? If not, I'm game (read idiot).

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:20 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I hope that the name of the show isn't Logan's Run.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:25 pm
by ulysses5019
Yeah, I sent them an email with a lot of made-up stuff and a photo with a lot of make-up stuff.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:26 pm
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
ulysses5019 wrote:Yeah, I sent them an email with a lot of made-up stuff and a photo with a lot of make-up stuff.
I hope that you told them that you can flip your eyelids.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:05 am
by earendel
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I hope that the name of the show isn't Logan's Run.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:39 am
by MarleysGh0st
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I hope that the name of the show isn't Logan's Run.
But then the show would be open to everyone over 30.

In fact, it'd be mandatory. :twisted:

Re: Attention all MAWGS

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:44 am
by littlebeast13
ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50...

Shouldn't this thread be titled "Attention all OWGS"....?

lb13

Re: Attention all MAWGS

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:07 am
by MarleysGh0st
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50...

Shouldn't this thread be titled "Attention all OWGS"....?

lb13
I'm still a Boring MAWG, thank you very much! :evil:

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:13 am
by peacock2121
Bob Juch wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
Bob Juch wrote: Fine with me: less competition.
Ha!

You think you could be my competition?

true.

and if I did?

Makes me laugh.
Not if you don't compete.

Re: Attention all MAWGS

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:14 am
by peacock2121
littlebeast13 wrote:
ulysses5019 wrote:Reply to: job-656094518@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-25, 12:07PM PDT


Are you over 50...

Shouldn't this thread be titled "Attention all OWGS"....?

lb13
Bite me, beast.





twice

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:15 am
by peacock2121
Sir_Galahad wrote:Has anyone jumped in yet? If not, I'm game (read idiot).
Do it!

Do it!

Do it!

I'll root you on!