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They should try candlelight, soft music and a bag of oats.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:03 am
by nitrah55

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:25 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Maybe he just doesn't like Japan.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:26 am
by silvercamaro
Maybe he bats leftie.

NTTAWWT.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:32 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
Or maybe he has performance anxiety and doesn't want anyone watching him.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:32 am
by ulysses5019
Maybe he just doesn't like Japan.


I thought he was a race horse, not a racist horse?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:37 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
I have read that they can't just "milk" him and artificially inseminate mares, he actually has to do the work himself.

When I tried checking my recollection online, it seems as though this isn't true. There is a lot of information out there about horse artificial inseminations. I also didn't realize that horses had the risk of catching venereal diseases.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:38 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
ulysses5019 wrote:
Maybe he just doesn't like Japan.


I thought he was a race horse, not a racist horse?
Rim shot.


I don't love your new avatar.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:40 am
by ulysses5019
I don't love your new avatar.

Yeah, I know, it looks too much like Riggins.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:41 am
by silvercamaro
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I have read that they can't just "milk" him and artificially inseminate mares, he actually has to do the work himself.

When I tried checking my recollection online, it seems as though this isn't true. There is a lot of information out there about horse artificial inseminations. I also didn't realize that horses had the risk of catching venereal diseases.
They can do it, but the rules of thoroughbred racing forbid it. Any offspring that resulted from artificial insemination would be a high-quality pet horse (or cow pony) that would not be permitted to race.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:45 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
ulysses5019 wrote:
I don't love your new avatar.

Yeah, I know, it looks too much like Riggins.
Riggen is way hotter and would never wear a purple shirt.