WWTBAM Bored

Yep, that's what I'm turnin' down. BTW, my sister got an email from Ashley Furniture seeking work at home employees to take "payments" from their Asian customers who pay by check. All she has to do is go cash those checks and keep 10% for herself and send the rest to the by Western Union or money orders.

Lots of misspelled words and incorrect grammar in the Ashley Furniture scam as well.

This is my proposal:

DEAR HARRIS,

Sequel to your non response of our earlier letter to
you on behalf of the Trustees and Executors to the Will of
our late client Dr PHILLIP HARRIS.I am Barrister James Mark,
a solicitor at law, and the personal attorney to the deceased.

I wish to notify you that you will be listed as a beneficiary
to the total sum of $17,000,000.00(17 Million United state
Dollars) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.
Which until his death, My Late client had the hope of
transferring to his country as soon as he was on leave.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for
over 2 years now. I seek your consent to present you as the
Next of Kin of the deceased since you have the same last
name as my late client, so that the proceeds of this deposit
be SENT to your own benefit. All Legal documents to aid your
claim of this fund and to prove your relationship with the
deceased will be arranged for. Your help will be appreciated
with 30% of the total sum. All that I require is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this deal through.

However, if you do agree to this term, please include your
phone and fax number in your response for better communication.
You are obliged to act fast and contact me via my private email
address:jamesmark.0001@yahoo.com.cn

Regards,

James mark
IPL

My condolences on the loss of your Uncle Phil, or cousin, or whatever.

I think that you only get $5.1 million, because the greedy bastard is keeping 70% of the $17,000,000.

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I think that you only get $5.1 million, because the greedy bastard is keeping 70% of the $17,000,000.

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Oh my gosh, you're right? Greedy bastard is being too nice!!!

kayrharris wrote:

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:I think that you only get $5.1 million, because the greedy bastard is keeping 70% of the $17,000,000.

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Oh my gosh, you're right? Greedy bastard is being too nice!!!

You have to read the fine print because sometimes people try to take advantage of you.

Hey, it's still a cool 5 mil! Anyway you look at it, it's a lotta acorns.

They have not even gotten to all of the fresh meat. I am fresh.

Oh, wait, I don't open those things.

nevermind

ulysses5019 wrote:Hey, it's still a cool 5 mil! Anyway you look at it, it's a lotta acorns.

You think Uncle Phil would be happy about that barrister taking $12 million of his hard-earned estate for himself? All for sending an e-mail from his Chinese Yahoo account and maybe arranging a few other modalities?