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From Germany:

http://tinyurl.com/2z5583


I'd sue too based on my bachelor days, but I'd have to figure out some other grounds of discrimination.

Looksism perhaps?

What kind of damages is he looking for?

Money or...specific performance, if you catch my drift.

If you have to sue to have sex, then you don't deserve to have it.

I'm sure the defendant can find some 98 year-old woman whom this man would refuse to service.

Of course, he is such a sleaze, perhaps not.

"There are a few years separating us," the almost-octogenarian admits. "And there are some women who are too old for me. But in that case you have to be more diplomatic and say, 'Sorry, you're not my type.'"

I don't know, of course, but I will guess that he starts using the "not my type" line on anybody over, say, 28. But, hey, he's diplomatic.

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:If you have to sue to have sex, then you don't deserve to have it.

One time I had to let somebody call me Sue to have sex.

I was cool with that.

I think this is really funny. The guy may be a sleaze (I don't know one way or the other), but at least he seems to have a sense of humor.

Sure, it's Donald Trumpish -- but still.

wbtravis007 wrote:One time I had to let somebody call me Sue to have sex.

Was that person a lesbian or a straight guy?

BackInTex wrote:

wbtravis007 wrote:One time I had to let somebody call me Sue to have sex.

Was that person a lesbian or a straight guy?

It was dark. Felt more like a strap-on, though.







(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

I'd be interested to hear her reason for going back to his apartment. I'd also be interested in hearing her reason for going on the date.

peacock2121 wrote:I'd be interested to hear her reason for going back to his apartment. I'd also be interested in hearing her reason for going on the date.

Yeah. I'd be willing to bet that she's in on it.

wbtravis007 wrote:

peacock2121 wrote:I'd be interested to hear her reason for going back to his apartment. I'd also be interested in hearing her reason for going on the date.

Yeah. I'd be willing to bet that she's in on it.

Huh?

If she was in the apartment on it, there would be no lawsuit.

"That was shattering. No woman has ever said that to me before," Eden told the tabloid. "I was crushed."

Welcome to the real (read: my) world pal.

Eden is well known to older Germans for having been the king of Berlin nightlife in the 1950s and '60s. Indeed, he is said to have opened up Germany's first-ever discotheque. He's also known for popularizing stripteases in post-war West Germany and for doing his best to emulate Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

He's a few years younger, but he looks better than Hef.

In 2002, Eden -- who claims to have bedded between 2,000 and 3,000 women in his long life --

He's got nothing no Wilt Chamberlain.

...raised eyebrows with an article in a Berlin tabloid saying he would like to die while having sex. He wrote: "I would like to die as I have lived -- on a woman."

I guess he wants to go out like John Garfield.

Despite the storied past, his most recent attempt ended in embarrassing failure. Even serving his 19-year-old quarry champagne and playing the piano for her didn't help.

Do you think he was playing some Justin Timberlake on the piano?

"There are a few years separating us," the almost-octogenarian admits. "And there are some women who are too old for me. But in that case you have to be more diplomatic and say, 'Sorry, you're not my type.'"

So basically he's suing her for being rude. Maybe she's French.

Despite the storied past, his most recent attempt ended in embarrassing failure. Even serving his 19-year-old quarry champagne and playing the piano for her didn't help.

Maybe he forgot to take Viagra.