Steven SpielBored Presents...Passengers
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:38 pm
Scene: In the not so distant future, all BBs are sent away to a new home and to a new life on the other side of the internet.
Their vessel is called The Bored:
In order to make the trip, the passengers are logged off and placed in suspended animation pods:
The trip is supposed to last 120 years, but a rogue political post…
is too much for The Bored defenses and it causes a pod to malfunction…
and TBone Preston wakes up:
Scene: TBone discovers he was awakened after only 30 years…
and is the only one around.
Scene: Unable to access much of the ship, TBone solves all the old Tangredis
grows out his beard
spends A LOT of time in the shower (wonder why)…
Okay, he eats a lot of cereal, too
TBone sees a beautiful BB named silvercamaro in a pod…
He checks out her, um, bio…
Takes another LONG shower (wonder why)…
And gets an idea!
TBone decides he doesn’t want to be alone anymore, so he modifies her pod:
and logs on silvercamaro, who happens to be a writer
The young couple take advantage of the opportunity of having The Bored to themselves…
To reset: They’re young, they’re gorgeous and they have nothing better to do than:
and…
with some of this…
plus…
of course, this…
and throw in some…
Scene: Oh my! The Bored seems to be experiencing a malfunction…
Stand by while we perform a self-check…
Just as soon as we can…we’re not sure what’s happening…
It’s just…whoo boy, is it getting hot in here or is just us?
We're positive we’ll be back to your regularly scheduled crappy promo momentarily…
Really, it’s just a matter of time before we have this under control...
We here at the promos department can explain everything!
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Scene: A third BB named LB accidentally awakens…
LB is an administrator and gives them access to parts of the ship they’ve never had sex in seen before
and they take full advantage of it.
Scene: TBone and silvercamaro spend some quality time at the ship’s bar, talking with merryman bartender BiT:
Did we mention how good-looking they are (the stars, not necessarily BiT)?
Scene: All is well on The Bored until BiT…
snitches and tells silvercamaro...
that TBone intentionally logged her on!
Scene: Needless to say, but silvercamaro is pissed!
Scene: They stay apart. She swims in her end of the ship…
(Whoa, how did that get back in here?)
And he stays in his end:
Scene: Another high-level political post causes a major malfunction on The Bored
and the mighty ship begins to sink
(sorry, wrong crappy promo)
Scene: After LB is unceremoniously terminated, the handsome duo realize they must work together…
to save The Bored
Scene: Silver decks out and TBone suits up
Scene: TBone saves the Bored but gets lost in cyberspace…
so silvercamaro suits up
and brings back TBone
Scene: With the Bored safe and secured, TBone and silvercamaro make a life for themselves and continue to do what they do best…
Scene: 88 years later, Marley and the rest of the slumbering BBs come out of their pods
and see the world TBone and silvercamaro created…
Silvercamaro: [voice over] A friend once said, "You can't get so hung up on where you'd rather be that you forget to make the most
of where you are." We got lost along the way. But we found each other. And we made a life.
A beautiful life. Together.
Decades Returns!
Bored Tenth Anniversary
Special Edition
October 2, 2017
Here and nowhere else.
Be a passenger!
Their vessel is called The Bored:
In order to make the trip, the passengers are logged off and placed in suspended animation pods:
The trip is supposed to last 120 years, but a rogue political post…
is too much for The Bored defenses and it causes a pod to malfunction…
and TBone Preston wakes up:
Scene: TBone discovers he was awakened after only 30 years…
and is the only one around.
Scene: Unable to access much of the ship, TBone solves all the old Tangredis
grows out his beard
spends A LOT of time in the shower (wonder why)…
Okay, he eats a lot of cereal, too
TBone sees a beautiful BB named silvercamaro in a pod…
He checks out her, um, bio…
Takes another LONG shower (wonder why)…
And gets an idea!
TBone decides he doesn’t want to be alone anymore, so he modifies her pod:
and logs on silvercamaro, who happens to be a writer
The young couple take advantage of the opportunity of having The Bored to themselves…
To reset: They’re young, they’re gorgeous and they have nothing better to do than:
and…
with some of this…
plus…
of course, this…
and throw in some…
Scene: Oh my! The Bored seems to be experiencing a malfunction…
Stand by while we perform a self-check…
Just as soon as we can…we’re not sure what’s happening…
It’s just…whoo boy, is it getting hot in here or is just us?
We're positive we’ll be back to your regularly scheduled crappy promo momentarily…
Really, it’s just a matter of time before we have this under control...
We here at the promos department can explain everything!
.
.
.
.
.
Scene: A third BB named LB accidentally awakens…
LB is an administrator and gives them access to parts of the ship they’ve never had sex in seen before
and they take full advantage of it.
Scene: TBone and silvercamaro spend some quality time at the ship’s bar, talking with merryman bartender BiT:
Did we mention how good-looking they are (the stars, not necessarily BiT)?
Scene: All is well on The Bored until BiT…
snitches and tells silvercamaro...
that TBone intentionally logged her on!
Scene: Needless to say, but silvercamaro is pissed!
Scene: They stay apart. She swims in her end of the ship…
(Whoa, how did that get back in here?)
And he stays in his end:
Scene: Another high-level political post causes a major malfunction on The Bored
and the mighty ship begins to sink
(sorry, wrong crappy promo)
Scene: After LB is unceremoniously terminated, the handsome duo realize they must work together…
to save The Bored
Scene: Silver decks out and TBone suits up
Scene: TBone saves the Bored but gets lost in cyberspace…
so silvercamaro suits up
and brings back TBone
Scene: With the Bored safe and secured, TBone and silvercamaro make a life for themselves and continue to do what they do best…
Scene: 88 years later, Marley and the rest of the slumbering BBs come out of their pods
and see the world TBone and silvercamaro created…
Silvercamaro: [voice over] A friend once said, "You can't get so hung up on where you'd rather be that you forget to make the most
of where you are." We got lost along the way. But we found each other. And we made a life.
A beautiful life. Together.
Decades Returns!
Bored Tenth Anniversary
Special Edition
October 2, 2017
Here and nowhere else.
Be a passenger!