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Coming soon...
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2017 9:15 pm
by Director_Of_Promos
The first crappy promo set entirely in space.
They're young. They're gorgeous.
They have a spaceship all to themselves.
What could go wrong?
TBone and silvercamaro star in...
A Steven SpielBored production of a Steven SpielBored film.
Check your local listings for post times.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:37 am
by littlebeast13
Director_Of_Promos wrote:The first crappy promo set entirely in space.
They're young. They're gorgeous.
They have a spaceship all to themselves.
What could go wrong?
TBone and silvercamaro star in...
Well, I can vouch for the fact that SC matches that description. But I thought TBone was an old fart.....
lb13
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:41 am
by MarleysGh0st
Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...
Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:15 am
by Bob Juch
MarleysGh0st wrote:Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...
Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?
You won't need any parts below the waist for that role.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:31 am
by T_Bone0806
Well, I can vouch for the fact that SC matches that description. But I thought TBone was an old fart.....
It's called acting, son. A little respect, please. You are, after all, talking with the winner of the highly prestigious Wilbur H. Lynch High School Drama Department's Kirk Douglas
Award in 1975 for best performance. My pinpoint portrayal of Mayor Shinn in The Music Man was so convincing that hundreds of audience members were calling for my
impeachment. At least I THINK that's what they meant when they were all yelling "get him out of there!"
Besides, Hollywood has a long tradition of casting old fart actors with attractive actresses 20 years younger or more.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:07 pm
by Director_Of_Promos
MarleysGh0st wrote:Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...
Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?
That part has already been cast.
Some guy named Uly used to beg for roles, too.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:12 am
by BackInTex
Director_Of_Promos wrote:MarleysGh0st wrote:Since my agent has been slacking off in getting me parts, lately...
Can I read for the part of the robot bartender?
That part has already been cast.
Some guy named Uly used to beg for roles, too.
Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:06 pm
by MarleysGh0st
BackInTex wrote:Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
Says the guy who got the part I wanted!
But, hey, being the captain and collecting a salary for 120 years of sleeping isn't too bad.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:46 am
by earendel
MarleysGh0st wrote:BackInTex wrote:Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
Says the guy who got the part I wanted!
But, hey, being the captain and collecting a salary for 120 years of sleeping isn't too bad.
At least you get the occasional role. Me, I'm typecast - I only show up for LOTR promos.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:33 am
by BackInTex
MarleysGh0st wrote:BackInTex wrote:Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
Says the guy who got the part I wanted!
But, hey, being the captain and collecting a salary for 120 years of sleeping isn't too bad.
My agent is the best. Not only did I get a front & almost center just to the right role, but I got to demonstrate my acting flexibility by showing mostly my left side.
I really look like I'm asleep, right? Well I wasn't. It was just good acting.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:35 pm
by T_Bone0806
Geesh! All these entitled washed up actors. I'm perfectly happy with my casting as "sleeping passenger in pod #1624".
As my H. S. Drama Coach would always say "there are no small parts, only small actors". He was quoting someone but I can't remember who.
Actually, thank goodness for those small actors..I don't think someone like Ted "Lurch" Cassidy would've been a good munchkin.
Re: Coming soon...
Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 7:08 pm
by Estonut
T_Bone0806 wrote:As my H. S. Drama Coach would always say "there are no small parts, only small actors". He was quoting someone but I can't remember who.
Stanislavski