WWTBAM Bored

Has anyone read any Nicci French? Psychological thrillers written by a British duo. Recommended by author Louise Penny, whose Inspector Gamache series I've devoured. She is truly brilliant and addictive. Has a new one, Glass Houses, coming soon.
Thenks everso.

What's with all the posts about books and reading?

You should sit down, grab a beer and watch some god damn TV like a real American.

You m@#&%$er. I'm not a rabblerousing c@#$%&er like your fat @#$.

Plus, I'm a delicate flower and am doing my part to offset the frequent acrimonious bile that bubbles amongst us these days.

Trust me. You grizzled, hepatic, bag of bloodsucking calcium.

Thenks everso.

Older women dig my soul patch.

Yes, I wake up every morning looking this good.

Honey.

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Older women dig my soul patch.

Oooooh!!! Can I, like, lick it?

Sweet cheeks, by older women I assume you mean those not yet exhumed.

Rancid beeswax.

Mitzi The Bimbocorn wrote:

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Older women dig my soul patch.

Oooooh!!! Can I, like, lick it?

If you're into hoof and mouth disease.

One at a time, ladies. One at a time.



Feisty dames are my favorite.

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:One at a time, ladies. One at a time.



Feisty dames are my favorite.

You have a ginormouse forehead.

Too bad the packing in it is faulty.

Get in line.

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Get in line.

Your "kibble" is tainted.

Tuesday is spank line day.

Be sure and get here early.

Exhibit 578, why I keep coming back here

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Tuesday is spank line day.

Be sure and get here early.

Ain't enough monkeys in the world to improve your complexion.

themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:Exhibit 578, why I keep coming back here

We got a watcher!

Come for the spank line, stay for the lingerie rugby game.

Billy Bored Thornton wrote:Come for the spank line, stay for the lingerie rugby game.

Skidmarks on parade. Do not charge admission.