WWTBAM Bored

I thought retrieving golf balls from alligator-infested water hazards was the worst, but then I saw this story:

Man rescued after getting locked inside bank's ATM room

To make things worse, the average ATM user, if he got a note like this, would laugh and look around for Ashton Kutcher.

"I found my keys!"

It's just Mitch retrieving the republican health care bill.