Lyrically Speaking - 2/17/17
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:49 am
Well, this is it.... the finale of the 2017 LSWE! It isn't quite the showstopper I would always make up for those epic 10 week contests back in the good old days. In fact, it's pretty much the same thing I've thrown out for the last game in each of these truncated seasons. I flipped around the channels of classic rock and pop music on Music Choice last night and wrote down 25 of the songs that were playing. These songs pretty much span the entire rock and roll era... though as I've done all year, I made sure to hit my target demographic with plenty of old fogey songs. Yes, I called you all old... and I'll whack you with my cane if you've got a problem with it!
I hope you've enjoyed the contest, and I look forward to serving you more awful earworms next winter!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...
1. To have a girl like her
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the fellas in the world
She belongs to you
2. My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV
I can't afford his gas
So I'm stuck here watching TV
3. Well, I think of that girl from time to time
I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello, baby"
She say, "Ain't you cool"
4. In your arms
I feel so safe and so secure
Every day is such a perfect day
To spend alone with you
5. Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
6. That's no reason why I
Can't give him all my love
He is always good to me
Always treats me tenderly
7. I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
8. In the time of chimpanzees
I was a monkey
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
9. She took my heart
And she took my money
She must have slipped me a sleepin' pill
10. A thousand skeptic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize
11. Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there
12. Lay a whisper on my pillow
Leave the winter on the ground
I wake up lonely, is there a silence
In the bedroom and all around
13. Yeah, my girl, she's one too
She'll go and get her a skirt
Stick it under her shirt
She grabbed a razor for me
14. Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
15. Sometimes you're crazy
And you wonder why
I'm such a baby
Cause the Dolphins make me cry
16. Oh, my child, you'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child, you got so much
You're gonna take away my energy
17. Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
18. I never thought it would happen
I feel quite the same
I don't want to hurt you anymore
I never knew it would work out
19. Elegance in eloquence
For sale or rent or hire
Should I say yes
I match his best
Then I would be a liar
20. There`s a whole generation
With a new explanation
People in motion
People in motion
21. You really should accept
This time he's gone for good
He'll never come back now
Even though he said he would
22. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
23. And I make her smile, it's like a drug for you
Do ever what you want to do coming over you
Keep on smiling what we go through
One stop to the rhythm that divides you
24. Yo! It's about that time
To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
25. We just want to dance here
Someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible
Write us off the page
Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that you've heard recently that hasn't appeared in an LSWE game this year.
Image Bonus: As hard as it may be to believe, 2017 marked the LSWE's 10th year of entertaining the Bored during the winter months. If you could spare no expense and get the LSWE a fitting 10th anniversary gift, show me what it would be.
I hope you've enjoyed the contest, and I look forward to serving you more awful earworms next winter!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...
1. To have a girl like her
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the fellas in the world
She belongs to you
2. My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV
I can't afford his gas
So I'm stuck here watching TV
3. Well, I think of that girl from time to time
I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello, baby"
She say, "Ain't you cool"
4. In your arms
I feel so safe and so secure
Every day is such a perfect day
To spend alone with you
5. Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me
6. That's no reason why I
Can't give him all my love
He is always good to me
Always treats me tenderly
7. I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
8. In the time of chimpanzees
I was a monkey
Butane in my veins
So I'm out to cut the junkie
9. She took my heart
And she took my money
She must have slipped me a sleepin' pill
10. A thousand skeptic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize
11. Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there
12. Lay a whisper on my pillow
Leave the winter on the ground
I wake up lonely, is there a silence
In the bedroom and all around
13. Yeah, my girl, she's one too
She'll go and get her a skirt
Stick it under her shirt
She grabbed a razor for me
14. Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
15. Sometimes you're crazy
And you wonder why
I'm such a baby
Cause the Dolphins make me cry
16. Oh, my child, you'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child, you got so much
You're gonna take away my energy
17. Can't let it get past me
You're far from plastic
Talk about getting blasted
18. I never thought it would happen
I feel quite the same
I don't want to hurt you anymore
I never knew it would work out
19. Elegance in eloquence
For sale or rent or hire
Should I say yes
I match his best
Then I would be a liar
20. There`s a whole generation
With a new explanation
People in motion
People in motion
21. You really should accept
This time he's gone for good
He'll never come back now
Even though he said he would
22. But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
23. And I make her smile, it's like a drug for you
Do ever what you want to do coming over you
Keep on smiling what we go through
One stop to the rhythm that divides you
24. Yo! It's about that time
To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
25. We just want to dance here
Someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible
Write us off the page
Kroxquo Bonus: Name a song with artist that you've heard recently that hasn't appeared in an LSWE game this year.
Image Bonus: As hard as it may be to believe, 2017 marked the LSWE's 10th year of entertaining the Bored during the winter months. If you could spare no expense and get the LSWE a fitting 10th anniversary gift, show me what it would be.















