Lyrically Speaking - 2/16/17

[Not Mini]

That's right, I'm Not Mini.... but the things in these songs most definitely are diminutive in size. You might even have to squint to see some of the small things in today's game.... and hopefully your score won't be one of them.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.


Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[TheConfessor]

Spoiler

That's right, I'm Not Mini.... but the things in these songs most definitely are diminutive in size. You might even have to squint to see some of the small things in today's game.... and hopefully your score won't be one of them.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD - B. J. THOMAS

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy
DUST IN THE WIND - KANSAS

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man
TINY DANCER - ELTON JOHN

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day
BABY DON'T GO - CHER

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
SHORT PEOPLE - RANDY NEWMAN

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door
LITTLE SISTER - ELVIS PRESLEY

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore
ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENIE YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI - BRIAN HYLAND


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.


Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[Vandal]

Spoiler

1. Small Town - John Mellencamp
2. Raindrops keep Fallin' On My Head - BJ Thomas
3. Dust in the Wind - Kansas
4. Tiny Dancer - Elton John
9. Short People - Randy Newman
12. Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - ??

Kroxquo Bonus:
Little Man - Sonny/Cher

Image Bonus:

[Pastor Fireball]

Spoiler

1. Small Town, John Mellencamp
2. Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, B.J. Thomas
3. Dust in the Wind, Kansas
4. Tiny Dancer, Elton John
5. nope
6. nope
7. Toy Soldiers, Martika
8. Atomic Dog, George Clinton
9. Short People, Randy Newman
10. nope
11. nope
12. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini, Brian Hyland
Kroxquo Bonus: Little Bit of Soap, Nigel Olsson
Image Bonus: What I play whenever Drumpf whines about people telling the truth about him.

[franktangredi]

Spoiler

1. SMALL TOWN/JOHN MELLENKAMP
2. RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN' ON MY HEAD/B.J. THOMAS
3. DUST IN THE WIND/KANSAS
4. TINY DANCER/ELTON JOHN
8. GIT ALONG, LITTLE DOGIE/every cowboy who ever lived
9. SHORT PEOPLE/RANDY NEWMAN
12. ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI/BRIAN HYLAND

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

NEUTRON DANCE/THE POINTER SISTERS

Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

VARIATIONS ON A THEME. THIS....



.... OR THIS

[ShamelessWeasel]

Spoiler

1. Small Town - Blind Cougar Mellondog
2. nope
3. Dust in the Wind - Kansas
4. Tony Danza...errr...Tiny Dancer - Sir Elton
5. nope
6. nope
7. nope
8. nope
9. Short People - Randy Newman
10. nope
11. nope
12. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - The Muppets


Kroxquo Bonus: Little Red Corvette - Prince


Image Bonus:

[PanicinDetroit]

Spoiler

1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
SMALL TOWN - JOHN MELLENCAMP

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD - BJ THOMAS

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy
DUST IN THE WIND - KANSAS

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man
TINY DANCER - ELTON JOHN

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing
ANTS MARCHING - DAVE MATTHEWS BAND

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
SHORT PEOPLE - RANDY NEWMAN

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore
ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENIE YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI - KATE UPTON

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.
MY DING A LING - CHUCK BERRY

no image today... I don't do Anthony Weiner photos..

[T_Bone0806]

Spoiler

That's right, I'm Not Mini.... but the things in these songs most definitely are diminutive in size. You might even have to squint to see some of the small things in today's game.... and hopefully your score won't be one of them.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

Small Town-John Cougar Mellencamp


2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head-BJ Thomas


3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust In The Wind-Kansas


4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

Tiny Dancer-Elton John


5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

Baby Don't Go-Sonny & Cher


6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

He Really Oughta Think About Changing His Underwear, Though-A. Little Smellie


7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

Where The Hell Is It?-Sadlee N. Dowd


8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

Atomic Dog-George Clinton


9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

Short People-Randy Newman


10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

Little Sister-Elvis Presley


11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

Pencil Thin Mustache-Jimmy Buffett


12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini-Brian Hyland



Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

Hummingbird-Seals & Crofts



Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[jarnon]

Spoiler

2. Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
3. Dust in the Wind
4. Tiny Dancer, Elton John
9. Short People, Randy Newman

Kroxquo Bonus: Thumbelina, Danny Kaye

Image Bonus:

[kroxquo]

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

Small Town - John Cougar Mellancamp

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops Are Falling On My Head - BJ Thomas

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust In The Wind - Kansas

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

Tony Danza, er I Mean Tiny Dancer - Sir Elton

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

Short People - Randy Newman

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

Pencil Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

Hummingbird - Seals & Crofts

Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[BackInTex]

Spoiler

2. Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head - BJ Thomas


3. Dust in the Wind - Kansas


4. Tiny Dancer - Elton John


12. Itzy Bitzi Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Bobby Bare


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.


Pennies from Heaven - Frank Sinatra


Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[mellytu74]

Spoiler

1. SMALL TOWN - JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP
2. RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD - BJ THOMAS
3. DUST IN THE WIND - KANSAS
4. TINY DANCER - ELTON JOHN
5. BABY DON'T GO -- SONNY & CHER
8. ATOMIC DOG - GEORGE CLINTON ET AL
9. SHORT PEOPLE - RANDY NEWMAN
10. LITTLE SISTER - ELVIS
12. ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI -- BRIAN HYLAND

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

FOOLISH LITTLE GIRL - THE SHIRELLES

Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[Hotseat Or Bust!]

Spoiler

1.) Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp, 3.) Dust In The Wind - Kansas, 4.) Tiny Dancer - Elton John. Krox: This Little Girl Is Mine - Gary U.S. Bonds.

[MarleysGh0st]

Spoiler

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the Wind - Kansas

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

Short People

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

[mrkelley23]

Not Mini

That's right, I'm Not Mini.... but the things in these songs most definitely are diminutive in size. You might even have to squint to see some of the small things in today's game.... and hopefully your score won't be one of them.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

Small Town -- John Mellencamp

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops are Falling on my Head -- B. J. Thomas

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the Wind -- Kansas

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

Tiny Dancer -- Elton John

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

Werk -- RuPaul

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

Robot Man -- O.C.D.

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

Toy Soldiers -- Martika

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

Atomic Dog -- George Clinton and Parliament

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

Short People -- Randy Newman

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

Little Sister -- Elvis Presley

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

Pencil Thin Mustache -- Jimmy Buffett

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini -- Brian Hyland


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

Thin Line Between Love and Hate -- The Persuaders


Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[elwoodblues]

Spoiler

1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

Small Town - John Mellencamp

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head - BJ Thomas

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust In The Wind - Kansas

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

Tiny Dancer - Elton John

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

The Bruce Jenner Story

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

Short People - Randy Newman

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

Little Sister - Elvis Presley

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

Having My Baby - Paul Anka

Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[SportsFan68]

Nobody put up the eclipse for the time capsule yesterday!

That's right, I'm Not Mini.... but the things in these songs most definitely are diminutive in size. You might even have to squint to see some of the small things in today's game.... and hopefully your score won't be one of them.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

Small Town, John Mellencamp

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops keep fallin on my head, BJ Thomas

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

Tiny Dancer, Elton John

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

Baby Don't Go, Sonny and Cher

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

Short People, Randy Newman

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

Little Sister, Elvis

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, Brian Hyland


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

I say a little prayer for you, Aretha Franklin


Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[Bob78164]

I can stop thinking. I got my JJC point.

1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, Burt Bachrach

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the Wind, Kansas

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

Tiny Dancer, Elton John

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.


Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

--Bob

[TheSearchIsOn]

Not Mini

That's right, I'm Not Mini.... but the things in these songs most definitely are diminutive in size. You might even have to squint to see some of the small things in today's game.... and hopefully your score won't be one of them.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

"Small Town" - John Cougar Mellencamp

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" - B. J. Thomas

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

"Tiny Dancer" - Elton John

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

"Ants Marching" - Dave Matthews Band

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

"Short People" - Randy Newman

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" - Brian Hyland

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

"Fireflies" - Owl City

Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[Estonut]

Not Mini

That's right, I'm Not Mini.... but the things in these songs most definitely are diminutive in size. You might even have to squint to see some of the small things in today's game.... and hopefully your score won't be one of them.

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist...


1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me

Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp


2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job

Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head - B. J. Thomas


3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the Wind - Kansas


4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man

Tiny Dancer - Elton John


5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day

Nope


6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing

Ants Marching - DMB


7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)

Toy Soldiers - Martika


8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay

Bow Wow Wow - Lil' Bow Wow


9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello

Short People - Randy Newman


10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door

Little Sister - Elvis


11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana

Pencil Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett


12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland


Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a reference to something small in the title.

Little Beast - Elbow



Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

[littlebeast13]

1. No, I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Small Town - John Cougar Mellencamp

2. So I just did me
Some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like
The way he got things done
Sleeping on the job
Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head - BJ Thomas

3. Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy
Dust in the Wind - Kansas

4. Blue jean baby, L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed, pirate smile
You`ll marry a music man
Tiny Dancer - Elton John

5. I never had no money, I bought at the second store
The way this old town laughs at me
I just can't take it no more
I can't stay, I'm gonna be a lady some day
Baby Don't Go - Sonny & Cher

6. He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth
Bite to eat and he`s rolling
Never changes a thing
Ants Marching - Dave Matthews Band

7. When you hear temptation call
It's your heart that takes, takes the fall
(Won't you come out and play with me?)
Toy Soldiers - Martika

8. Bow wow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Bow wow
Yippie yo yippie yay
Atomic Dog - George Clinton

9. They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
Short People - Randy Newman

10. I went for some candy
Along came Jim Dandy
And they snuck right out of the door
Little Sister - Elvis Presley

11. Yeah, and Rama of the jungle
Was everyone's Bwana
But only jazz musicians
Were smoking marijuana
Pencil Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett

12. Two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland


Image Bonus: I've got my magnifying glass out, so show me something tiny!

Damn, do you people have a Trump fetish or what? I wrestled with my conscience long and hard over this one... Esto's fucked up comic seemed to steal the show at the very end, but I really, really wanted to reward melly for that totally kawaii little amigurumi squirrel! Melly gets the IBB, final decision!

[littlebeast13]

JJC Points:

Confessor gets 2 JJC points for the real tiny hands Trump...

Vandal gets 3 JJC points for his version of Shelf Critter Theatre...

Nelly gets 2 JJC points for his tiny violin (or is that a tiny cello?)...

frank gets a JJC point for Tiny Tims...

Weasel gets a JJC point for Li'l Jaws...

Panic gets a supermax for sparing us Anthony's wiener...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for changing underwear and small hands I (gasp!) had to look up (And since the video of the SNL skit I tried to watch buffered so badly, I'll have to remain ignorant of it...)

melly gets 3 JJC points for that little cutie!

Marley gets a JJC point for being able to identify one-third of the songs in this game! That has to be a personal LSWE record for him...

mrk gets 3 JJC points for RuPaul and atomic actors...

elwood gets a JJC point for puppies...

Sprots gets a JJC point for copying off TBone's paper...

Bob gets a JJC point for not thinking anymore, though some would say, well.....

Search gets 2 JJC points for the baby squirrel...

Esto gets a supermax for tiny squirrel hook sodomy...


Points:

Confessor 21+2
Vandal 18+3
Nelly 23+2
frank 19+1
Weasel 17+2
Panic 15+5
TBone 27+2
jarnon 13
Krox 21
BiT 14
melly 25+3+5
Hottie 8
Marley 5+1
mrk 27+3
elwood 21+1
Sprots 21+1
Bob 7+1
Search 19+2
Esto 27+5

[Vandal]

I never quite understood this sketch on SNL. She has tiny hands and a huge forehead and appears on Lawrence Welk Show, but it never came off as funny.

Not one of Kristen Wiig's better repeat characters.

[Estonut]

I never quite understood this sketch on SNL. She has tiny hands and a huge forehead and appears on Lawrence Welk Show, but it never came off as funny.

Not one of Kristen Wiig's better repeat characters.

I'm with you. I thought KW was very talented, but I never, ever liked anything that this character did.

[Estonut]

Esto gets a supermax for tiny squirrel hook sodomy...

No comment on my Krox?