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Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:47 am
by silverscreenselect
Today for Valentine's Day, Burger Kings in Israel are selling "adult meals" after 6 p.m. to those over 18. In addition to two Whoppers, fries, and beers, the meal includes an "adult toy." The article describes the various toys available, but none of them are Lego Batman action figures.
I wonder if the 2 for $10 special is valid for these.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nat ... /97885854/
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 10:51 am
by Pastor Fireball
Is this promotion even kosher?
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:04 am
by BackInTex
Pastor Fireball wrote:Is this promotion even kosher?
"What is this? A rubber pickle?"
"No Grandma"
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:27 am
by Pastor Fireball
BackInTex wrote:Pastor Fireball wrote:Is this promotion even kosher?
"What is this? A rubber pickle?"
"No Grandma"
"It takes two hands to handle a Whopper." (actual Burger King slogan from the past)
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:31 am
by Vandal
Pastor Fireball wrote:BackInTex wrote:Pastor Fireball wrote:Is this promotion even kosher?
"What is this? A rubber pickle?"
"No Grandma"
"It takes two hands to handle a Whopper." (actual Burger King slogan from the past)
I'll bet Grandma knows
that.
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:56 am
by Spock
BackInTex wrote:Pastor Fireball wrote:Is this promotion even kosher?
"What is this? A rubber pickle?"
"No Grandma"
Remember, Grandma was a young lady in the 60's and 70's. She may know more about this kind of stuff than her granddaughters do or ever will.
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:54 pm
by Pastor Fireball
Spock wrote:BackInTex wrote:Pastor Fireball wrote:Is this promotion even kosher?
"What is this? A rubber pickle?"
"No Grandma"
Remember, Grandma was a young lady in the 60's and 70's. She may know more about this kind of stuff than her granddaughters do or ever will.
Back in those days, sex education at school consisted merely of putting a condom over a cucumber. Heck, Grandma is so old, her vibrator is operated by handcrank.
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:08 pm
by BackInTex
Pastor Fireball wrote:
Back in those days, sex education at school consisted merely of putting a condom over a cucumber. Heck, Grandma is so old, her vibrator is operated by handcrank.
Yep!

Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:08 pm
by Beebs52
Pastor Fireball wrote:Spock wrote:BackInTex wrote:
"What is this? A rubber pickle?"
"No Grandma"
Remember, Grandma was a young lady in the 60's and 70's. She may know more about this kind of stuff than her granddaughters do or ever will.
Back in those days, sex education at school consisted merely of putting a condom over a cucumber. Heck, Grandma is so old, her vibrator is operated by handcrank.
Well, some of those grandmothers got their jollies with actual humans, unlike some basement dwellers on the bored.
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:16 pm
by BackInTex
My f-i-l has some interesting things "hoarded" at his houses. There was a case labeled (yes, with the KROY DuraType 244 SE electronic labeler) "Personal Items". It was too much to resist not to see what was in it. I knew (at least I thought I knew) what most items were, but there was this one thing......So I thought, "my gay brother in Austin will know". Nope. Too bizarre for even him.
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:31 pm
by Bob Juch
BackInTex wrote:My f-i-l has some interesting things "hoarded" at his houses. There was a case labeled (yes, with the KROY DuraType 244 SE electronic labeler) "Personal Items". It was too much to resist not to see what was in it. I knew (at least I thought I knew) what most items were, but there was this one thing......So I thought, "my gay brother in Austin will know". Nope. Too bizarre for even him.
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/16/nyre ... .html?_r=0
Re: Burger King Markets a New Type of Happy Meal
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2017 2:38 pm
by BackInTex
Bob Juch wrote:BackInTex wrote:My f-i-l has some interesting things "hoarded" at his houses. There was a case labeled (yes, with the KROY DuraType 244 SE electronic labeler) "Personal Items". It was too much to resist not to see what was in it. I knew (at least I thought I knew) what most items were, but there was this one thing......So I thought, "my gay brother in Austin will know". Nope. Too bizarre for even him.
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/16/nyre ... .html?_r=0
You provided a URL that is already referenced in this thread (my picture from above).