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Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:54 pm
by Bob78164
One of my partners was on the phone with the local VA. Apparently a memo just came down from the White House ordering all federal offices nationwide to go on immediate lockdown. I'm suddenly hearing a lot of helicopters in the air. Any of our federal employees with more information? --Bob

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 3:59 pm
by flockofseagulls104
Are the helicopters black?

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:02 pm
by Bob78164
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them. --Bob

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:16 pm
by silverscreenselect
Bob78164 wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them. --Bob
They're responding to a report that Muslims have been spotted working there. Either Muslims or the corpse of Charles Manson.

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:21 pm
by Bob Juch
Bob78164 wrote:One of my partners was on the phone with the local VA. Apparently a memo just came down from the White House ordering all federal offices nationwide to go on immediate lockdown. I'm suddenly hearing a lot of helicopters in the air. Any of our federal employees with more information? --Bob
Just a media lockdown as far as I can tell.

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:22 pm
by Bob78164
Bob Juch wrote:
Bob78164 wrote:One of my partners was on the phone with the local VA. Apparently a memo just came down from the White House ordering all federal offices nationwide to go on immediate lockdown. I'm suddenly hearing a lot of helicopters in the air. Any of our federal employees with more information? --Bob
Just a media lockdown as far as I can tell.
Based on the complete lack of news coverage, I'm drawing the tentative conclusion that whatever is going on is local. --Bob

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:16 pm
by MuhammadSaidalSahhaf
silverscreenselect wrote:
Bob78164 wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them. --Bob
They're responding to a report that Muslims have been spotted working there. Either Muslims or the corpse of Charles Manson.

This is a LIE! There are no Muslims working in America. There haven ever been any Muslims working in America. Please go back to whatever you were doing and ignore any dark skinned men carrying backpacks...

#AlternativeLies

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:56 pm
by flockofseagulls104
Paranoia, anyone?

Re: Federal lockdown?

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2017 7:12 pm
by Estonut
Bob78164 wrote:
flockofseagulls104 wrote:Are the helicopters black?
I can hear them but they're on the other side of my building so I can't see them.
If you get off your ass and take a little stroll, you might get that log of yours moving in the right direction...