WWTBAM Bored

1. Sloop John B - Beach Boys
3. Abraham, martin and John Dion
4. Ballad of John and Yoko - Beatles
7. Sad Eyes - Robert John
11. Thank God I'm a Country Boy - John Denver
12. ROCK in the USA - John Mellencamp
16. Be Good Johnny - Men at Work
17. Shooting Star - Bad Co.
18. I Shot the Sheriff - Eric Clapton
19. Creeque Alley - Mamas/Papas
20. Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels


For 3 points....
That's a lot of Johns


Image Bonus:

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


Direct Hits:

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B - Me First & the Gimme Gimmes and Oh yeah! the Beach Boys

2. Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land

Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean

3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone

Abraham, Martin & John - Dion

4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back

Ballad of John & Yoko - Beatles (sort of)

Hanging to the back:

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way

I'm Still Standing - Elton John (which he wouldn't be if he was in that state)

6. Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go
To get on out of here

Right Place but the Wrong Time - Dr. John

7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend

Some Song By - Robert John

8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me

Physical - Olivia Newton-John

Hanging to the front:

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free

10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight

11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low

Thank God I'm a Country Boy - John Denver

12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down

R-O-C-K in the USA - John Mellencamp


So fancy it doesn't stink:

13. Oh, the engineers used to
See him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm
That the drivers made

Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry

14. I try to understand because I'm people too
And playing games is part of human nature
My heart's in overdrive
It's great to be alive

15. (I'm in heaven) I get carried away
I dream of him and me
And how it's gonna be

16. Oh no Ma, Oh no Da,
I`ll be your golden boy
I will obey ev`ry golden rule


Silent deadlies:

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right

Shooting Star - Bad Company

18. All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want
To bring me in guilty

I Shot the Sheriff - Bob Marley or (Not quite blech but not as good either) Eric Clapton

19. Standing on the turnpike
Thumb out to hitchhike
Take me to New York right away

Creeque Alley - Mamas and the Papas

20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels

For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?

WAG Birthday of Thomas Crapper, alleged inventor of the flush toilet

Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

1. Sloop John B - Beach Boys


3. Abraham, Martin, & John - Dion


10. Missing You - John Waite

11. Lousiana Saturday Night -

17. Shooting Star - Bad Company

18. I Shot the Sherrif - Eric Clapton

20. Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band


For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?


Your first ever plane trip.


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

Direct Hits:
1. nope
2. Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean
3. nope
4. Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles
Hanging to the back:
5. I'm still standing - Sir Elton
6. nope
7. nope
8. Physical - Olivia Newton John
Hanging to the front:
9. St. Elmo's fire - ???
10. Missing You - ???
11. Thank god I am a country boy - John Denver
12. R.O.C.K in the U.S.A - John Blind cougar Mellondog
So fancy it doesn't stink:
13. Johnny be good - Chuck berry
14. nope
15. Johnny Angel - ???
16. Be Good Johnny - Men at Work
Silent deadlies:
17. Shooting Star - Bad Company
18. I shot the Sherif - Bob Marley
19. nope
20. Devil went down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels band


For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?
It's Thomas Crapper Day (I heard this on the radio coming in today Lucky)

Krox 1 for almost each category
Direct Hits: John Wesley Harding – Bob Dylan
Hanging to the back - EXCEPT THIS ONE...It's hard to come up with a new one.
Hanging to the front - The Devil in Me - John Wesley harding
So fancy it doesn't stink: Johnny B Rotten - The Monks
Silent Deadlies: Walk of Life - Dire Straits


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

I imagine you using this today

Direct Hits:

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn
SLOOP JOHN B - THE BEACH BOYS

3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone
ABRAHAM, MARTIN, AND JOHN - DION

4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back
THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND YOKO - JOHN LENNON

Hanging to the back:

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
I'M STILL STANDING - ELTON JOHN

7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend
SAD EYES - RUPERT JOHN

8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me
PHYSICAL - OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN

Hanging to the front:

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free
ST. ELMO'S FIRE - JOHN PARR

10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight
MISSING YOU - JOHN WAITE

11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low
THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY - JOHN DENVER

12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down
ROCK IN THE USA - JOHN MELLENCAMP

So fancy it doesn't stink:

WHAT STINKS HERE IS THAT I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE


Silent deadlies:

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right
SHOOTING STAR - BAD COMPANY

20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this
THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA - CHARLIE DANIELS BAND

For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?
THE INVENTION OF THE FLUSH TOILET

Krox Bonus
I WALK THE LINE - JOHNNY CASH

1. SLOOP JOHN B/THE BEACH BOYS
2. BIG JOHN/JIMMY DEAN
3. ABRAHAM, MARTIN AND JOHN/DION
4. THE BALLAD OF JOHN AND YOKO/THE BEATLES
5. I'M STILL STANDING/ELTON JOHN
(Clearly, he's only doing #1.)
7. SAD EYES/ROBERT JOHN
8. PHYSICAL/OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN
9. ST. ELMO'S FIRE (MAN IN MOTION)/JOHN PARR
10. MISSING YOU/JOHN WAITE
(As long as he's not missing the bowl)
11. THANK GOD I'M A COUNTRY BOY/JOHN DENVER
12. R.O.C.K. IN THE USA/JOHN MELLENKAMP
14. WHO'S JOHNNY/EL DEBARGE
15. JOHNNY ANGEL/SHELLEY FABARES
18. I SHOT THE SHERIFF/BOB MARLEY or ERIC CLAPTON
19. CREEQUE ALLEY/THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS
20. DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA/THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND

For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?

The anniversary of the invention of the flush toilet?

Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

1. nope
2. Big Bad John, Jimmy Dean
3. nope
4. nope
5. I'm Still Standing, Elton John
6. Right Place Wrong Time, Dr. John
7. Sad Eyes, Robert John
8. Physical, Olivia Newton-John
9. St. Elmo's Fire, John Parr
10. Missing You, John Waite
11. Thank God I'm a Country Boy, John Denver
12. R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., John Mellencamp (as seen in the 1985-89 video I posted yesterday)
13. Johnny B. Goode, Chuck Berry
14. Who's Johnny, El DeBarge
15. Johnny Angel, Shelley Fabares
16. Be Good Johnny, Men at Work
17. nope
18. I Shot the Sheriff, Bob Marley or Eric Clapton
19. Creeque Alley, the Mamas & the Papas
20. The Devil Went Down to Georgia, Charlie Daniels
For 3 points.... Although he didn't actually invent the toilet--he invented just the ballcock--Thomas Crapper is celebrated every January 27th.
Image Bonus: Although I wouldn't want this man anywhere near my rectum, this product does exist.

Hello from the......... OOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhh..... outhouse. Consider yourself lucky you didn't choose to dine at the restaurant where the fry cook forgot to wash his hands last night. I'm stuck in this stall without any reading material, and I dropped my phone down the pot, and........ (grunting)...... I have a feeling I'm going to be here all weekend. So go ahead and have fun playing today's LSWE game while I'm incapacitated.... it's themed around........ ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... around......... oh hell, does anyone have any Pepto Bismol?

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


Direct Hits:

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B -- Beach Boys

2. Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land

Big Bad John -- Jimmy Dean

3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone

Abraham Martin, and John -- Dion

4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back

Ballad of John and Yoko -- The Beatles

Hanging to the back:

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way

I"m Still Standing -- Elton John

6. Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go
To get on out of here

Right Place, Wrong Time -- Dr. John the Nighttripper

7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend

Sad Eyes -- Robert John

8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me

Physical -- Olivia Newton-John

Hanging to the front:

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free

St. Elmo's Fire -- John Parr

10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight

Missing You -- John Waite

11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low

Thank God I'm a Country Boy -- John Denver

12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down

R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. -- John Mellencamp


So fancy it doesn't stink:

13. Oh, the engineers used to
See him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm
That the drivers made

Johnnie B. Goode -- Chuck Berry

14. I try to understand because I'm people too
And playing games is part of human nature
My heart's in overdrive
It's great to be alive

Who's Johnny -- DeBarge

15. (I'm in heaven) I get carried away
I dream of him and me
And how it's gonna be

Johnny Angel -- Shelley Fabares

16. Oh no Ma, Oh no Da,
I`ll be your golden boy
I will obey ev`ry golden rule

Dammit! Johnny-come-Early -- Hair Trigger


Silent deadlies:

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right

Shooting Star -- Bad Company

18. All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want
To bring me in guilty

I Shot the Sheriff -- Eric Clapton

19. Standing on the turnpike
Thumb out to hitchhike
Take me to New York right away

Creeque Alley -- Mamas and the Papas

20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

Devil Went Down to Georgia -- Charlie Daniels Band


For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?

Is it too obvious to think it's National Toilet Day, or something?


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

1. Sloop John B, Beach Boys
15. Johnny Angel
20. The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Hello from the......... OOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhh..... outhouse. Consider yourself lucky you didn't choose to dine at the restaurant where the fry cook forgot to wash his hands last night. I'm stuck in this stall without any reading material, and I dropped my phone down the pot, and........ (grunting)...... I have a feeling I'm going to be here all weekend. So go ahead and have fun playing today's LSWE game while I'm incapacitated.... it's themed around........ ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... around......... oh hell, does anyone have any Pepto Bismol?

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


Direct Hits:

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B-Beach Boys


2. Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land

Big Bad John-Jimmy Dean


3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone

Abraham, Martin & John-Dion


4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back

The Ballad of John & Yoko-The Beatles


Hanging to the back:

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way

I'm Still Standing-Elton John


6. Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go
To get on out of here

Right Place, Wrong Time-Dr. John


7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend

Sad Eyes-Robert John


8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me

Physical-Olivia Newton-John


Hanging to the front:

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free

St. Elmo's Fire-John Parr


10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight

Missing You-John Waite


11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low

Thank God I'm A Country Boy-John Denver


12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down

R.O.C.K. In The U.S.A.-John Cougar Mellencamp


So fancy it doesn't stink:

13. Oh, the engineers used to
See him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm
That the drivers made

Johnny B. Goode-Chuck Berry


14. I try to understand because I'm people too
And playing games is part of human nature
My heart's in overdrive
It's great to be alive

I Couldn't Hold It In-Johnny Comelately


15. (I'm in heaven) I get carried away
I dream of him and me
And how it's gonna be

Johnny Angel-Shelley Fabares


16. Oh no Ma, Oh no Da,
I`ll be your golden boy
I will obey ev`ry golden rule

Be Good Johnny-Men At Work


Silent deadlies:

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right

Shooting Star-Bad Company


18. All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want
To bring me in guilty

I Shot The Sheriff-Eric Clapton


19. Standing on the turnpike
Thumb out to hitchhike
Take me to New York right away

Creeque Alley-Mamas & Papas


20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

The Devil Went Down To Georgia-Charlie Daniels Band


For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?

National Burrito Day?


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B - Beach Boys

2. Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land

Big Bad John

3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone

Abraham, Martin and John - Dion

4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back

Ballad of John and Yoko - John Lennon

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way

I'm Still Standing - Elton John

6. Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go
To get on out of here

Right Place Wrong Time - Dr. John

7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend

I'll guess I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton-John

8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free

10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight

11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low

Thank God I'm A Country Boy - John Denver

12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down

R-O-C-K in the USA - John Mellencamp

13. Oh, the engineers used to
See him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm
That the drivers made

14. I try to understand because I'm people too
And playing games is part of human nature
My heart's in overdrive
It's great to be alive

15. (I'm in heaven) I get carried away
I dream of him and me
And how it's gonna be

16. Oh no Ma, Oh no Da,
I`ll be your golden boy
I will obey ev`ry golden rule

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right

Shooting Star - Bad Company

18. All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want
To bring me in guilty

I Shot The Sheriff - Eric Clapton or BobMarleysGh0st

19. Standing on the turnpike
Thumb out to hitchhike
Take me to New York right away

Creeque Alley - Mamas and the Papas

20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band

For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

Direct Hits:

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

2. Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land

3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone

4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back


Hanging to the back:

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way

6. Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go
To get on out of here

7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend

8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me

Physical, Olivia Newton-John

Hanging to the front:

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free

10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight

11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low

Thank God I'm a Country Boy, John Denver

12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down


So fancy it doesn't stink:

13. Oh, the engineers used to
See him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm
That the drivers made

14. I try to understand because I'm people too
And playing games is part of human nature
My heart's in overdrive
It's great to be alive

15. (I'm in heaven) I get carried away
I dream of him and me
And how it's gonna be

16. Oh no Ma, Oh no Da,
I`ll be your golden boy
I will obey ev`ry golden rule


Silent deadlies:

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right

18. All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want
To bring me in guilty

19. Standing on the turnpike
Thumb out to hitchhike
Take me to New York right away

Creeque Alley, The Mamas and the Papas

20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

The Devil Went Down to Georgia, The Charlie Daniels Band


For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?

National Holocaust Remembrance Day


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

Direct Hits:

1. Sloop John B - Beach Boys
2. Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean
3. Abraham, Martin and John - Dion
4. Ballad of John and Yoko - John Lennon

Hanging to the back:

5. I'm Still Standing - Elton John
6. Nope
7. Sad Eyes - Robert John
8. Familiar but nope

Hanging to the front:

9. Nope
10. Missing You - John Waite
11. Thank God I'm a Country Boy - John Denver
12. ROCK in the USA - John Cougar Mellancamp

So fancy it doesn't stink:

13. Johnny B Goode - Chuck Berry
14. Nope
15. Johnny Angel - Shelley Fabares
16. Nope

Silent deadlies:

17. Nope
18. I Shot the Sherriff - Bob Marley
19. Creeque Alley - Mamas and Papas
20. Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels

For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?

The day Thomas Crapper invented the toilet?

Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

Hello from the......... OOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhh..... outhouse. Consider yourself lucky you didn't choose to dine at the restaurant where the fry cook forgot to wash his hands last night. I'm stuck in this stall without any reading material, and I dropped my phone down the pot, and........ (grunting)...... I have a feeling I'm going to be here all weekend. So go ahead and have fun playing today's LSWE game while I'm incapacitated.... it's themed around........ ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... around......... oh hell, does anyone have any Pepto Bismol?

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


Direct Hits:

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

"Sloop John B" - The Beach Boys

2. Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land

"Big Bad John" - Jimmy Dean

3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone

4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back


Hanging to the back:

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way

"I'm Still Standing" - Elton John

6. Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go
To get on out of here

7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend

8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me

"Physical" - Olivia Newton-John


Hanging to the front:

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free

"Man in Motion (St. Elmo's Fire)" - John Parr

10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight

"Missing You" - John Waite

11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy" - John Denver

12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down

"R.O.C.K. in the USA" - John Cougar Mellencamp

So fancy it doesn't stink:

13. Oh, the engineers used to
See him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm
That the drivers made

14. I try to understand because I'm people too
And playing games is part of human nature
My heart's in overdrive
It's great to be alive

"Who's Johnny" - El Debarge

15. (I'm in heaven) I get carried away
I dream of him and me
And how it's gonna be

"Johnny Angel" - Shelly Fabray

16. Oh no Ma, Oh no Da,
I`ll be your golden boy
I will obey ev`ry golden rule

"Be Good Johnny" - Men at Work

Silent deadlies:

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right

18. All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want
To bring me in guilty

19. Standing on the turnpike
Thumb out to hitchhike
Take me to New York right away

20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

"The Devil Went Down to Georgia" - Charlie Daniels Band


For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.

1.) Sloop John B. - The Beach Boys, 2.) Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean, 3.) Abraham, Martin & John - Dion, 4.) - John Lennon, 5.) I'm Still Standing - Elton John, 9.) Man In Motion (St. Elmo's Fire) - John Paar, 10.) I Ain't Missing You - John Waite, 12.) R-O-C-K In The U.S.A. - John Cougar Mellencamp, 13.) Johnny Be Good - Chuck Berry, 17.) Shooting Star - Bad Company, 20.) The Devil Went Down To Georgia - The Charlie Daniels Band. Bonus: The Anniversary Of The Invention Of The Toilet.

Hello from the......... OOOOOOOooooooooooohhhhhhhh..... outhouse. Consider yourself lucky you didn't choose to dine at the restaurant where the fry cook forgot to wash his hands last night. I'm stuck in this stall without any reading material, and I dropped my phone down the pot, and........ (grunting)...... I have a feeling I'm going to be here all weekend. So go ahead and have fun playing today's LSWE game while I'm incapacitated.... it's themed around........ ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... around......... oh hell, does anyone have any Pepto Bismol?

1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....


Direct Hits:

1. The poor cook, he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and
He ate up all of my corn

Sloop John B - Beach Boys


2. Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashing blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the Promised Land

Big Bad John - Jimmy Dean


3. He freed a lot of people but it seems
The good, they die young
You know, I just looked around
And he's gone

Abraham, Martin And John - Dion


4. Caught the early plane back to London
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press saidwWe wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back

The Ballad of John and Yoko - The Beatles


Hanging to the back:

5. And did you think this fool could never win
Well, look at me I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way

I'm Still Standing - Elton John


6. Refried confusion is making itself clear
Wonder which way do I go
To get on out of here

Right Place, Wrong Time - Dr. John


7. Try to remember
The magic that we shared
In time your broken heart
Will mend

It'll Mend Like My Arm - Tommy John


8. I`m sure you`ll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you`re bringing out
The animal in me

Physical - Olivia Newton-John


Hanging to the front:

9. Play the game, you know you can't quit until it's won
Soldier on, only you can do what must be done
You know in some way you're a lot like me
You're just a prisoner and you're trying to break free

St. Elmo's Fire - John Parr


10. There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become and it looks like I'm losing this fight

Missing You - John Waite


11. When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low
I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow
The kids are asleep so I keep it kinda low

Thank God I'm a Country Boy - John Denver


12. Voices from nowhere
And voices from the larger towns
Filled our head full of dreams
And turned our world upside down

R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. - John Mellencamp


So fancy it doesn't stink:

13. Oh, the engineers used to
See him sitting in the shade
Strumming with the rhythm
That the drivers made

Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry


14. I try to understand because I'm people too
And playing games is part of human nature
My heart's in overdrive
It's great to be alive

Johnny Is Mean - Fleaballs


15. (I'm in heaven) I get carried away
I dream of him and me
And how it's gonna be

Johnny Angel - Shelley Fabares


16. Oh no Ma, Oh no Da,
I`ll be your golden boy
I will obey ev`ry golden rule

Be Good Johnny - Men at Work


Silent deadlies:

17. Got himself a guitar
Used to play every night
Now he's in a rock and roll outfit
And everything's all right

Shooting Star - Bad Company


18. All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want
To bring me in guilty

I Shot the Sheriff - Eric Clapton


19. Standing on the turnpike
Thumb out to hitchhike
Take me to New York right away

Creeque Alley - The Mamas and the Papas


20. And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made a evil hiss
And a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band


For 3 points.... what occasion did I post this LSWE game for today?

Thomas Crapper's birthday


Image Bonus: Show me something to celebrate this most special day.