WWTBAM Bored

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:20 am**

(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...

(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)

(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!

HIC!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:22 am**

Getting it done early today.

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Time in a Bottle, Gordon Lightfoot

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Windy, The Association

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

Big Shot, Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...

--Bob

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:31 am**

Spoiler

1. Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. Brandy - The Looking Glass
3. Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer
5. Sherry - Frankie Valli/Four Seasons
7. Wasted on the Way - CSN
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel

Kroxquo Bonus:
Black Cow - Steely Dan

Image Bonus:

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:11 am**

SloppyDrunkGuy

(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...

(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)

(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!

HIC!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Time in a Bottle -- Jim Croce

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) -- The Looking Glass

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

Gin and Juice -- Snoop Dogg

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

Sherry Baby -- Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Escape (The Pina Colada Song) -- Rupert Holmes

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

Wasted on the Way -- Crosby, Stills, and Nash

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

Two bottles Down and I"m still Married -- Melania Trump

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

Big Shot -- Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red, Red Wine -- UB40

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

Tiny Tim Bubbles -- Dawn T Ho

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

I Love This Bar -- Toby Keith

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Whiskey River -- Willie Nelson

Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:15 am**

Spoiler

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Brandy - Looking Glass

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

In the Mean Time, My Name is Kroxquo and I've Been Sober For 30 minutes - Failed AA

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

Something Tasteful and Artistic - Mitch Miller and the Gang

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

Sherry - Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes. I've always believed that the real outcome of that song would be a lot nastier than both of them chuckling about how silly they are.

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

Another Song I Know I Should Know and Probably Would If I weren't So Drunk Right Now - Pop the Corks

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

When I sober Up, It Will Be My Low - Louie the Lush

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

Big Shot - Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Beer - Oh Wait That's Three

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

So Pass Me the Box of Wine - The Fabulous Thunderbirds

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

And That's Just On Ladies' Night - The Dew Drop Inners

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum (Santa's Run Off to the Caribbean) - Jimmy Buffett

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Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:29 am**

Spoiler

1. Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce

2. Brandy - Looking Glass

6. The Pina Colada Song - Rupert Holmes

9. Big Shot - Billy Joel

12. I Love This Bar - Toby Keith

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Tequila Sunrise - The Eagles

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Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:07 am**

My participation still isn't 100 proof.

1. Time in a Bottle, Jim Croce
2. Brandy (You're a Fine Girl), Looking Glass
3. Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance), Leo Sayer
4. Gin and Juice, Snoop Dogg
5. Sherry, the Four Seasons
6. Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes
7. Wasted on the Way, Crosby Stills & Nash (without Young, I believe)
8. Shame, Evelyn Champagne King
9. Big Shot, Billy Joel
10. Red Red Wine, Neil Diamond or UB40
11. nope
12. nope
Kroxquo Bonus: Tipsy, J-Kwon
Image Bonus: This jackass definitely needs to put down the bottle.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:30 am**

Spoiler

1. TIME IN A BOTTLE/JIM CROCE
2. BRANDY/LOOKING GLASS
5. SHERRY/THE FOUR SEASONS (so that's what they were singing!)
6. ESCAPE (THE PINA COLADA SONG)/RUPERT HOLMES
8. SHAME/EVELYN 'CHAMPAGNE' KING
9. BIG SHOT/BILLY JOEL
10. RED RED WINE/UB40

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

BLOODY MARY/MEN'S CHORUS IN SOUTH PACIFIC

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Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:31 am**

Spoiler

1. Time in a Bottle, Jim Croce
2. Brandy
6. Escape (The Piña Colada Song)

Kroxquo Bonus: Margaritaville, Jimmy Buffett

Image Bonus:

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:41 am**

Spoiler

1. Time in a bottle - Jim Croce
2. Brandy - Looking Glass
3. nope
4. nope
5. Sherry - Frnakie Valli
6. Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes
7. nope
8. nope
9. Big Shot - Billy Joel
10. Red Red Wine - UB40
11. nope
12. nope

Kroxquo Bonus: Too drunk to fuck - Dead kennedys

Image Bonus:

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:01 am**

Spoiler

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
TIME IN A BOTTLE - JIM CROCE

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
LONG TALL GLASSES - LEO SAYER

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
SHERRY - THE FOUR SEASONS

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
ESCAPE(THE PINA COLADA SONG) - RUPERT HOLMES

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
WASTED ON THE WAY - CROSBY, STILLS, AND NASH

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
BIG SHOT - BILLY JOEL

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
RED, RED WINE - UB40

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
I WILL BUY YOU A NEW LIFE - EVERCLEAR

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
ANYTHING BY GEORGE THOROGOOD - HOW ABOUT I DRINK ALONE

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Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:20 am**

Spoiler

(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...

(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)

(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!

HIC!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Time In A Bottle-Jim Croce

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)-Looking Glass

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)-Leo Sayer

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

Let's Go Drop Water Balloons Off The Roof-Missing The Point

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

Sherry-Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)-Rupert Holmes

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

Wasted On The Way-Crosby, Stills & Nash

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

One Hand Holding A Beer, The Other Hand...Ummm, Never Mind-The Cleared Histories

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

Big Shot-Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red Red Wine-UB40 or the song's writer and originator, Neil Diamond

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

After This Election We Could ALL Use A Drink-The Bipartisan Boozers

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

Nobody Goes There Anymore (It's Too Crowded)-Yogi Berra

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Pink Elephants On Parade-Dumbo Soundtrack

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Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:11 pm**

SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...

(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)

(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!

HIC!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Spoiler
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce
2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Spoiler
Brandy -
3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Spoiler
Pina Colada -
7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...
Spoiler

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:51 pm**

Spoiler

1. TIME IN A BOTTLE - JIM CROCE
2. BRANDY - LOOKING GLASS
3. LONG TALL GLASSES - LEO SAYER
4. I am betting this is GIN AND JUICE - SNOOP DOG
5. SHERRY - THE FOUR SEASONS
6. THE PINA COLADA SONG - RUPERT HOLMES
7. NOPE
8. SHAME - EVELYN 'CHAMPAGNE' KING
9. BIG SHOT - BILLY JOEL
10. RED RED WINE - UB40
11. NOPE
12. I LOVE THIS BAR - TOBY KEITH

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Well, since Red Solo Cup is gone (because of a repeat of Toby Keith), I will go for a guy who reminds me a lot of Toby Keith

ONE FOR MY BABY AND ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD -- Frank Sinatra

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Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:47 pm**

Spoiler

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Brandy - Looking Glass

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

Gin And Juice - Snoop Dogg
I know this because I used it in an LS game once.

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

Sherry Baby - Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Escape (Pina Colada Song) - Ruppert Holmes
or is it Pina Colada Song (Escape)?
I would like to see how it would end if this happened in real life.

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

Big Shot - Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

My apartment complex

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

Tequila Sunrise - Eagles

Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:43 pm**

Spoiler

1.) Time In A Bottle - Jim Croce, 2.) Brandy - Looking Glass, 6.) The Pina Colada Song - , 9.) Big Shot - Billy Joel, 10.) Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond. Krox: Stumblin' In - Suzi Quatro & Chris Norman.

Posted: **Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:37 pm**

Maybe I shouldn't do so well on this one . . .

SloppyDrunkGuy wrote:(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...

(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)

(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!

HIC!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Time in a Bottle, Jim Croce

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Brandy, Looking Glass

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

Sherry, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Escape, Rupert Holmes. The Pina Colada Song.

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

So far, they've been super easy or impossible. This one is wrapped around the edge of my consciousness, but I don't think I'm gonna get it.

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

Big Shot, Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red, Red Wine

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

I Love this Bar, Toby Keith. A CW song! You're losing your touch!

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

I'm gonna hire a wino, David Frizzell

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Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:09 am**

SloppyDrunkGuy

(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...

(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)

(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!

HIC!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

Brandy - Looking Glass (a two-fer!)

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

Gin and Juice - Snoop Cougar Dogg

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

Sherry - Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

Nope

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

Nope

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

Big Shot - Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

Red Red Wine - Neil Diamond

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

Nope

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

Nope

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.
Image Bonus: Show me (HIC!) something that (HIC!) needs to (HIC!) sober up...

I combined the bonuses for ya!

Alcohol - The Kinks (I bet you thought I was going to Krox "Alcohol" by BNL. Ha!!1)

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:20 am**

SloppyDrunkGuy

(HIC!) I'd like to welcome you all to... (HIC!) todaysh Ell... Esh... Dub..... um... Yoo (HIC!, HIC!) game. I'm Shloppy Derrrunk Guy and I'm pleashed to meet.... my my (HIC!) you're looking might fine tonight, lady! Would you care to...

(BiT slaps the shit out of SDG for making a pass at him)

(HIC!) Oh, where wuzh I? Oh yeah, the game. It'sh about my favorite hobby...... BOOZSH!!! (HIC!) Bartender! I'll have another round of whishky for me and my friendzh playing (hic!) along (HIC! HIC!).... put it on Vandalsh tab!

HIC!!!

1 point for the title, 1 point for the (hic!) artist....

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you

"Time in a Bottle" - Jim Croce ?

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

"Brandy (You're a Fine Squirrel)" - Looking Glass

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too

"Gin and Juice" - Snoop Dogg

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine

"Sherry" - Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face

"Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" - Rupert Holmes

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be

"Wasted on the Way" - Crosby, Stills, and Nash

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's

"Big Shot" - Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers

"I Love This Bar" - Toby Keith

Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that contains a drinking reference in the title or artist.

"Love on the Rocks" - Foster Brooks, er...I mean Neil Diamond

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Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:26 am**

1. If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure
And then again, I would
Spend them with you
Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce

2. He came on a summer's day
Bringin' gifts from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home
Brandy - Looking Glass (And this is the song where I always state that the Annie Bonus does not apply to parentheticals)

3. Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I'm coming back for more
Long Tall Glasses - Leo Sayer

4. I got bitches in the livin' room gettin' it on
And they Ain't leavin' till 6 in the morning
So what'cha wanna do?
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too
Gin and Juice - Snoop Dogg

5. (Why don't you come out, come out)
To my twist party (come out)
Where the bright moon shines (come out)
We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry - Franki Valli and the Four Seasons

6. So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
Escape (The Pina Colada Song) - Ruppert Holmes

7. Look around me
I can see my life before me
Running rings around the way it used to be
Wasted on the Way - Crosby Stills & Nash

8. Wrapped in your arms
Is where I want to be (I want to be, want to be)
Wrapped in your arms
That's my high, my high
Shame - Evelyn Champagne King

9. They were all impressed
With your Halston dress
And the people that
You knew at Elaine's
Big Shot - Billy Joel

10. I'd have thought
That with time
Thoughts of her would leave my head
I was wrong
And I find
Just one thing makes me forget
Red Red Wine - UB40

11. I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy
Of a welfare Christmas
I Will Buy You A New Life - Everclear

12. We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thirsty hitchhikers
I Love This Bar - Toby Keith (And I HATE this old Mecca Radio standard...)

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Lots of ground rule doubles, but no real homeruns.... so I'm going with elwood and Drunk Lives Matter for the 5 point IBB!

Posted: **Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:40 am**

JJC Points:

vandal gets 2 JJC points for real life kiddie lit...

mrk gets a JJC point for Tiny Tim Bubbles...

Krox gets 3 JJC points for Mitch Miller's wild parties and for why you should never try to eat bottle caps...

Nelly gets 2 JJC points for Kanye the ass...

frank gets 2 JJC points for that sign, which I couldn't help but read in the same way a televangelist would have (oh, and that poor baby.... scarred for life now. Just look at its face!)...

jarnon gets 2 JJC points for reminding me why I'll be sleeping in next Sunday...

Weasel gets a JJC point for starting them off young...

Panic gets a JJC point for the most pickled celebrity ever (And a yearly wasted pick by me back when we did the Ghoul Pool)...

TBone gets 2 JJC points for Yogi and cleared histories...

melly gets 2 JJC points for catching Sloppy Drunk Guy passed out...

elwood gets 3 JJC points remembering Gin and Juice, living in the low rent district, and for COPS...

Hottie gets a JJC point for a great Krox...

Sprots gets a JJC point for knowing the Toby Keith song but not the Snoop Dogg song...

Esto gets 2 JJC points for what has to be the worst imitation of drunkenness I've ever seen...

Search gets 2 JJC points for being the only one to get in a Foster Brooks reference...

Points:

Bob 5
vandal 19+2
mrk 27+1
Krox 17+3
BiT 17
Nelly 27+2
frank 21+2
jarnon 11+2
Weasel 19+1
Panic 23+1
TBone 23+1
Saucy 8
melly 27+2
elwood 23+3+5
Hottie 11+1
Sprots 20+1
Esto 23+2
Search 18+2

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