Lyrically Speaking - 1/20/17
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:15 am
Yeah, it's the BIG DAY, baby! Just a few hours until I can start making American great again! But first, it's time for a little entertainment to drown out the noise from all those @#&*( protesters out on the street. Yeah, it's time for...
TRUMPAPALOOZA!!!!!!!!!
Who says The Donald can't attract some top name artists in the world of music? Just look at some of these world famous musicians who have come to play for me on my special.....
(An aide whispers in Donald's ear)
Huh!?!? What do you mean you had to hire a jug band and have them lip synch all these....???? OH, for @#$*( sake, just play the damned music already. I don't care if it was illegally downloaded using Hillary's laptop. And tell Pence to get that washboard out and join the act! At least we'll put an end to all of the (begins gyrating and flashing exaggerated gang signs) rap music, yoooooo that has blasted out of this damn White House the past 8 years. Like, word! Hold on ,I need to Tweet about this...
#ThisShowsGonnaBeYUGE!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....
1. We don`t need no education
We don't need no thought control
2. Do things, do things
Do things, bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things
Do things, good things with it
Yeah, yeah
3. Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy
And my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
4. You talk about people that you don't know,
You talk about people wherever you go
5. All my friends had to ask me
Something they didn't understand
How I get all the women
In the palm of my hand
6. You're my doll, rock and roll
Feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there
Hanky panky
7. Should five percent
Appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
8. We share the same biology, regardless of ideology
What might save us, me, and you
9. We are agents of the free
I`ve had my fun and now
It`s time to serve your
Conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me
10. Hear me now and understand (Hear me now and understand)
He's gonna find me some peace of mind (I'm gonna find her some peace of mind)
11. Now you're messing with a (A son of a bitch)
Now you're messing with a son of a bitch
12. Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there`s no one around
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that might get played at the LSWE's Trumpapalooza.
Image Bonus: Show me someone famous (real or fictional, but NOT a politician) who you think would make a great President.
TRUMPAPALOOZA!!!!!!!!!
Who says The Donald can't attract some top name artists in the world of music? Just look at some of these world famous musicians who have come to play for me on my special.....
(An aide whispers in Donald's ear)
Huh!?!? What do you mean you had to hire a jug band and have them lip synch all these....???? OH, for @#$*( sake, just play the damned music already. I don't care if it was illegally downloaded using Hillary's laptop. And tell Pence to get that washboard out and join the act! At least we'll put an end to all of the (begins gyrating and flashing exaggerated gang signs) rap music, yoooooo that has blasted out of this damn White House the past 8 years. Like, word! Hold on ,I need to Tweet about this...
#ThisShowsGonnaBeYUGE!
1 point for the title, 1 point for the artist....
1. We don`t need no education
We don't need no thought control
2. Do things, do things
Do things, bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things
Do things, good things with it
Yeah, yeah
3. Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy
And my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
4. You talk about people that you don't know,
You talk about people wherever you go
5. All my friends had to ask me
Something they didn't understand
How I get all the women
In the palm of my hand
6. You're my doll, rock and roll
Feel the glamour in pink
Kiss me here, touch me there
Hanky panky
7. Should five percent
Appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
8. We share the same biology, regardless of ideology
What might save us, me, and you
9. We are agents of the free
I`ve had my fun and now
It`s time to serve your
Conscience overseas
(Over me, not over me)
Coming in fast, over me
10. Hear me now and understand (Hear me now and understand)
He's gonna find me some peace of mind (I'm gonna find her some peace of mind)
11. Now you're messing with a (A son of a bitch)
Now you're messing with a son of a bitch
12. Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there`s no one around
Kroxquo Bonus: Name another song with artist that might get played at the LSWE's Trumpapalooza.
Image Bonus: Show me someone famous (real or fictional, but NOT a politician) who you think would make a great President.
