How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
11 for me. I think I did better with Zombies.
For those of you who took the Zombie Fight Quiz
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themanintheseersuckersuit
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For those of you who took the Zombie Fight Quiz
Suitguy is not bitter.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
feels he represents the many educated and rational onlookers who believe that the hysterical denouncement of lay scepticism is both unwarranted and counter-productive
The problem, then, is that such calls do not address an opposition audience so much as they signal virtue. They talk past those who need convincing. They ignore actual facts and counterargument. And they are irreparably smug.
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silvercamaro
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hermillion
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I could take 19 of the little twerps. I've been teaching 8th grade for years, and 5-year olds grow up into . . .
Bring 'em on!
Bring 'em on!
"If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant a tree; if in terms of a hundred years, teach the people." - Confucious
"Who dares to teach must never cease to learn." -- John Cotton Dana
"Who dares to teach must never cease to learn." -- John Cotton Dana
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ulysses5019
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I took care of 17 of them. Funny thing, I had a fight with a bunch of four year olds just last week. I was able to drop kick a couple of them out the window. Nothing like a little defenestration to show them who's the boss. I think the added weight made the difference with the five year olds.
I believe in the usefulness of useless information.
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tanstaafl2
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5 year olds make great weapons. Legs aren't too thick to keep you from getting a good grip, weight is just right to get a full swing with a little momentum and they are still malleable enough that they don't break on the first blow...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~Mark Twain
Some people are like a Slinky. They are not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs...
~tanstaafl2
Nullum Gratuitum Prandium
Ne Illegitimi Carborundum
Cumann na gClann Uí Thighearnaigh
~Mark Twain
Some people are like a Slinky. They are not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs...
~tanstaafl2
Nullum Gratuitum Prandium
Ne Illegitimi Carborundum
Cumann na gClann Uí Thighearnaigh
