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Li'l Spock and his new "College Girlfriend"

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:55 pm
by Spock
Don't worry-he still seems to be seeing the RHB and the relationship (such as it is) appears to have survived the first 2 weeks of college-see the other thread. He gave her a ride home from school on Friday and picked her up today for a ride back.

However, he told us about a girl that he met from the RHB's floor. This new chick will forever be known in family lore as his first "college girlfriend."

He and the RHB were eating lunch with a girl from her floor when the new chick went off. Lots of stuff about how bad Trump is-etc-which is no big deal and is not the funny part.

She is from Fargo and made it clear that she hates people (read guys) that drive pickups. Needless to say, Li'l Spock drives a pickup. Her hatred of pickups is such that if one is behind her on a street or rural highway-she will purposely drive slowly, so that the pickup can't pass her and so she can piss the driver off.

She also made it known that she hates small towns-obviously, both Li'l Spock and the RHB are from small towns. Afterward, Nathan was laughing because for all the stereotypes of small towns-she was missing teeth and had bad buck teeth.

She also talked about how she hated people who played sports-both Li'l Spock and the RHB played sports (they had more opportunity because of being from a small town).

He finally just got up and left. I told him don't waste your time arguing with her. He will obviously run across some pretty left-wing people and hard-core feminists in college-but his first one was a doozy and might be hard to top.

Re: Li'l Spock and his new "College Girlfriend"

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 10:11 am
by tlynn78
Spock wrote:Don't worry-he still seems to be seeing the RHB and the relationship (such as it is) appears to have survived the first 2 weeks of college-see the other thread. He gave her a ride home from school on Friday and picked her up today for a ride back.

However, he told us about a girl that he met from the RHB's floor. This new chick will forever be known in family lore as his first "college girlfriend."

He and the RHB were eating lunch with a girl from her floor when the new chick went off. Lots of stuff about how bad Trump is-etc-which is no big deal and is not the funny part.

She is from Fargo and made it clear that she hates people (read guys) that drive pickups. Needless to say, Li'l Spock drives a pickup. Her hatred of pickups is such that if one is behind her on a street or rural highway-she will purposely drive slowly, so that the pickup can't pass her and so she can piss the driver off.

She also made it known that she hates small towns-obviously, both Li'l Spock and the RHB are from small towns. Afterward, Nathan was laughing because for all the stereotypes of small towns-she was missing teeth and had bad buck teeth.

She also talked about how she hated people who played sports-both Li'l Spock and the RHB played sports (they had more opportunity because of being from a small town).

He finally just got up and left. I told him don't waste your time arguing with her. He will obviously run across some pretty left-wing people and hard-core feminists in college-but his first one was a doozy and might be hard to top.
LOL - I'm thinking 'college girlfriend' will be wanting to make all haste in vacating ND. It doesn't seem to be her cup of tea.

Re: Li'l Spock and his new "College Girlfriend"

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 11:01 am
by Spock
tlynn78 wrote:
Spock wrote:Don't worry-he still seems to be seeing the RHB and the relationship (such as it is) appears to have survived the first 2 weeks of college-see the other thread. He gave her a ride home from school on Friday and picked her up today for a ride back.

However, he told us about a girl that he met from the RHB's floor. This new chick will forever be known in family lore as his first "college girlfriend."

He and the RHB were eating lunch with a girl from her floor when the new chick went off. Lots of stuff about how bad Trump is-etc-which is no big deal and is not the funny part.

She is from Fargo and made it clear that she hates people (read guys) that drive pickups. Needless to say, Li'l Spock drives a pickup. Her hatred of pickups is such that if one is behind her on a street or rural highway-she will purposely drive slowly, so that the pickup can't pass her and so she can piss the driver off.

She also made it known that she hates small towns-obviously, both Li'l Spock and the RHB are from small towns. Afterward, Nathan was laughing because for all the stereotypes of small towns-she was missing teeth and had bad buck teeth.

She also talked about how she hated people who played sports-both Li'l Spock and the RHB played sports (they had more opportunity because of being from a small town).

He finally just got up and left. I told him don't waste your time arguing with her. He will obviously run across some pretty left-wing people and hard-core feminists in college-but his first one was a doozy and might be hard to top.
LOL - I'm thinking 'college girlfriend' will be wanting to make all haste in vacating ND. It doesn't seem to be her cup of tea.
Exactly what I thought. I had forgotten to add that she also covered the "America Sucks" base also. They seemed to cover a lot of territory for one simple lunch in a college dining center.