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Don't feed the dog meatloaf and then let her sit next to you while you work on the computer. You can not hold your breath that long.

You'll thank me later.

In my case, you can stop with "Don't feed the dog meatloaf."

Either one of them.

SportsFan68 wrote:In my case, you can stop with "Don't feed the dog meatloaf."

Either one of them.

There's only 2 kinds of meatloaf?

Estonut wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:In my case, you can stop with "Don't feed the dog meatloaf."

Either one of them.

There's only 2 kinds of meatloaf?

Har har.

Actually, don't give the little wretches any people food at all. The puppysitters learned this truism whilst we were in Alaska.

SportsFan68 wrote:

Estonut wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:In my case, you can stop with "Don't feed the dog meatloaf."

Either one of them.

There's only 2 kinds of meatloaf?

Har har.

Actually, don't give the little wretches any people food at all. The puppysitters learned this truism whilst we were in Alaska.

So Meatloaf is people? You're right, though, I wouldn't feed him to a dog...

lb13

littlebeast13 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

Estonut wrote:There's only 2 kinds of meatloaf?

Har har.

Actually, don't give the little wretches any people food at all. The puppysitters learned this truism whilst we were in Alaska.

So Meatloaf is people? You're right, though, I wouldn't feed him to a dog...

lb13

If you feed Meat Loaf to the dog, you'll get a fart out of hell....

SpacemanSpiff wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:
Har har.

Actually, don't give the little wretches any people food at all. The puppysitters learned this truism whilst we were in Alaska.

So Meatloaf is people? You're right, though, I wouldn't feed him to a dog...

lb13

If you feed Meat Loaf to the dog, you'll get a fart out of hell....

....Or a "Bat Outta Hell"

I don't want to seem rude or anything, but according to Mr. Google, a dog's nose is thousands of times more sensitive to smells than any two-footer's schnozz. I can't believe you guys have the nerve to complain about dog farts! You have no idea how bad some people farts reek to us, but we usually are too polite to complain.

Just sayin'.

Lizbit wrote:I don't want to seem rude or anything, but according to Mr. Google, a dog's nose is thousands of times more sensitive to smells than any two-footer's schnozz. I can't believe you guys have the nerve to complain about dog farts! You have no idea how bad some people farts reek to us, but we usually are too polite to complain.

Just sayin'.

Dog farts are the main reason that the dog is "man's best friend" -- we always have someone else to blame. Of course, my two basset hounds roll over and faint before I can get that line out, and Mrs. Spiff knows better.

BTW -- meatloaf be danged, the most gaseous food we ever fed our hounds was Pupperoni treats. We only did it once. I gave the rest to a co-worker who had dogs (and who I wasn't fond of....)

Lizbit wrote:I don't want to seem rude or anything, but according to Mr. Google, a dog's nose is thousands of times more sensitive to smells than any two-footer's schnozz. I can't believe you guys have the nerve to complain about dog farts! You have no idea how bad some people farts reek to us, but we usually are too polite to complain.

Just sayin'.

Maybe the two-footers in your house need to watch their diet as well.

SpacemanSpiff wrote:

Lizbit wrote:I don't want to seem rude or anything, but according to Mr. Google, a dog's nose is thousands of times more sensitive to smells than any two-footer's schnozz. I can't believe you guys have the nerve to complain about dog farts! You have no idea how bad some people farts reek to us, but we usually are too polite to complain.

Just sayin'.

Dog farts are the main reason that the dog is "man's best friend" -- we always have someone else to blame. Of course, my two basset hounds roll over and faint before I can get that line out, and Mrs. Spiff knows better.

BTW -- meatloaf be danged, the most gaseous food we ever fed our hounds was Pupperoni treats. We only did it once. I gave the rest to a co-worker who had dogs (and who I wasn't fond of....)

Another word to the wise.. don't ever, EVER leave a package of Pupperoni on the kitchen island unattended when your brain-damaged husband is prowling for a snack. Although, it is good for a good few minutes of fun convincing him he's growing a tail. Save it - I already know I'm going to hell.

littlebeast13 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:

Estonut wrote:There's only 2 kinds of meatloaf?

Har har.

Actually, don't give the little wretches any people food at all. The puppysitters learned this truism whilst we were in Alaska.

So Meatloaf is people? You're right, though, I wouldn't feed him to a dog...

lb13

Shouldn't you be knocking off with the crummy jokes and changing that VERY STALE avatar?

SpacemanSpiff wrote:

littlebeast13 wrote:

SportsFan68 wrote:
Har har.

Actually, don't give the little wretches any people food at all. The puppysitters learned this truism whilst we were in Alaska.

So Meatloaf is people? You're right, though, I wouldn't feed him to a dog...

lb13

If you feed Meat Loaf to the dog, you'll get a fart out of hell....

Good one, Spiff.