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It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:28 am
by wintergreen48
One of the benefits to being a jobless loser is that I can go to the gym whenever I want. I went there first thing this morning.
When I got there, I realized that I had to drain the snake, so I headed first to the men's room. Just as I got there, a guy came up to use the next urinal; we spent some time counting the tiles above our respective urinals. He finished before I did (unstrapping it and then restrapping it to my knee takes a long time). When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
Key West offered much more pleasant sights.
I found another sink.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:32 am
by Rexer25
It's not easy being Wintergreen? Just imagine all the hangups that guy has about his toilet training.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:33 am
by tlynn78
Well, cleanliness is next to, .. something.
did he have a wide stance?
t.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:34 am
by christie1111
Okay, so this is something I can say that I really didn't expect to read this morning.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:35 am
by peacock2121
Excuse me while my eyeballs bleed from trying to scratch that visual out of my retinas.
The director's cut had me poking through my optic nerve.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:37 am
by Four Hour Stiffy
Hey, you've got to clean your tools if you want them to always be in good working order....
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:43 am
by gsabc
Geez, fella, if you've gotta keep it that clean, bring a wet wipe or something. That's just rude, besides being unpleasant for others using the facility.
At least the image will help keep me on my diet.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:45 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
christie1111 wrote:Okay, so this is something I can say that I really didn't expect to read this morning.
Ditto for me!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:53 am
by Bob Juch
Is it possible he was a Muslim?
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:54 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
We've been wondering where Mr. Constanza had moved his Health Club membership.
http://www.tbs.com/stories/story/0,,69148,00.html
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:59 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:03 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.
[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:17 am
by PlacentiaSoccerMom
themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.
[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:21 am
by themanintheseersuckersuit
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
ya know, if anything on the planet ought to come with an owner's manual, this is probably it, but sadly they do not. But then guys are not know known for reading the instructions.
Re: It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:41 am
by DevilKitty100
wintergreen48 wrote:When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
I found another sink.
Did you ask him if he took the dishes out of the sink before he did that at home?
Re: It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:50 am
by peacock2121
DevilKitty100 wrote:wintergreen48 wrote:When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
I found another sink.
Did you ask him if he took the dishes out of the sink before he did that at home?
Made me laugh.
I then saw wintergreen asking him that and that awful previous image is out of my eyeballs.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:07 pm
by Beebs52
A cornucopia of inspiring items today.
Reading Wintergreen's description, in all its matter of fact glory, made my ears bleed a little.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:14 pm
by tlynn78
Speaking of Johnson, I just got this note from my boss:
T,
Please Mr. Johnson.
R.
Hmm. I thnk I'll assume he simply forgot to write in the word "call."
made me lol, though.
t.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:33 pm
by LarryCraig
tlynn78 wrote:Well, cleanliness is next to, .. something.
did he have a wide stance?
t.
I swear to God I was nowhere near wintergreen or that restroom!
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:42 pm
by Chronic Diarrhea
LarryCraig wrote:tlynn78 wrote:Well, cleanliness is next to, .. something.
did he have a wide stance?
t.
I swear to God I was nowhere near wintergreen or that restroom!
You should just stay locked in the stall like I do. Not that I have much choice..... Ooooohhhhhh......
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:21 pm
by Tocqueville3
Elaine- It shrinks?
George- Like a freightened turtle.
Elaine- I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
On a related note...there is an older guy in our choir whose name is Dick Johnson. I kid you not. He's a retired physican. I like to call him Dr. Johnson cuz calling him Dick and thinking his last name is Johnson makes me break into hysterical laughter inside.
Wait until travis sees this thread. Who knows...mebbe that was him washing his dingdong in the sink.
Re: It's Not Easy Being Wintergreen
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:01 pm
by tanstaafl2
Somehow the avatar and the content of this post seem oddly incongruent.
Hmm.
wintergreen48 wrote:One of the benefits to being a jobless loser is that I can go to the gym whenever I want. I went there first thing this morning.
When I got there, I realized that I had to drain the snake, so I headed first to the men's room. Just as I got there, a guy came up to use the next urinal; we spent some time counting the tiles above our respective urinals. He finished before I did (unstrapping it and then restrapping it to my knee takes a long time). When I finished my business and went over to the sink, I saw that the other guy was already there: he was leaning up against the sink, with his johnson hanging over the edge, washing the head.
Key West offered much more pleasant sights.
I found another sink.
Will this thread ever peter out?
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:08 pm
by CharlesFoxSingers
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:48 pm
by T_Bone0806
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
But if you urinate in the shower, wouldn't it make more sense to wash in the shower, rather than in a sink.
[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:01 pm
by Beebs52
T_Bone0806 wrote:PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:themanintheseersuckersuit wrote:
[georgeconstanza] Jeez, first they throw me out for peeing in the shower and when I try to do better all I get is more abuse, what's a guy to do? [/gc]
Obviously I don't understand proper penis etiquette.
This conjured up thoughts of holding it with pinky extended and always standing up when a lady enters the room, which I banished from my mind by thinking of last night's baseball scores.
Um, it's hard to stifle wheezing laughter at one's desk while trying to appear normal.
As long as you don't hold "pinky" extended while standing. On a corner or something.