WWTBAM Bored

gets 57 months for impersonating a foreign
diplomatic officer, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 915

http://media.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/16/07/153172P.pdf

Good grief. How can anyone of adult years in the southeast quadrant of the U.S. NOT have heard of the Conch Republic? The correct response for traffic officers who encounter such credentials (readily available in most souvenir shops in Florida) is "Nice try, buddy. Here's your ticket. Have a nice day."

I used to have a Conch Republic t-shirt. Great colors.

[insert comparison to Hillary Clinton here]