Nuts (Yo. Bruce.)-a Merv post, channeled through his ma
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:23 pm
I'm still in a state of blissful ignorance, sorta, but I HEARD the mother and the father discussing something about "whacking something off" next month. I attributed it to watching too much trash tv.
But, there are bits of mine that are growing and fine bits they are! Surely they aren't referring to removal of bits are they? There's a collective memory floating about the feline community, well, the male and ex post facto male community, that there are weirdos who take things, thereby crushing the nascent love possibilities almost flowering in our hearts, inhibiting the paintage of walls with our fabulous secretions and just generally screw up everything for a lot of us. Well, unscrew everything for a lot of us.
I've heard there is a cat here on the board named Bruce. Big Bad Bruce. Bruce the whacked, or so I was told. Is this true? Can he give me advice? Or tea and sympathy?
But, there are bits of mine that are growing and fine bits they are! Surely they aren't referring to removal of bits are they? There's a collective memory floating about the feline community, well, the male and ex post facto male community, that there are weirdos who take things, thereby crushing the nascent love possibilities almost flowering in our hearts, inhibiting the paintage of walls with our fabulous secretions and just generally screw up everything for a lot of us. Well, unscrew everything for a lot of us.
I've heard there is a cat here on the board named Bruce. Big Bad Bruce. Bruce the whacked, or so I was told. Is this true? Can he give me advice? Or tea and sympathy?
