WWTBAM Bored

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:54 pm**

A Marilyn Monroe sex tape sold for $1.5 million today. Apparently she is performing oral sex in the video and the fellatee's face can't be seen.

http://www.reuters.com/article/entertai ... 2320080414

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:57 pm**

I didn't think that celebrity sex tapes existed that long ago!

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:00 pm**

"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."

I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:04 pm**

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."
I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.

George Michael? Larry Craig?

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:08 pm**

NellyLunatic1980 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."
I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.
George Michael? Larry Craig?

HEY! The only wieners I analyze are the ones that I shove into my super tubers!

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:24 pm**

Fuzzy end of the lollipop, indeed!

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:27 pm**

..and another gratuitous post here...

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:55 pm**

Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:16 pm**

ghostjmf wrote:Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.

The Sex Tape is real.

Posted: **Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:21 pm**

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
"The FBI agent that I interviewed said J. Edgar Hoover was completely obsessed. A team of nine individuals were analyzing the tape inside a lab. J. Edgar Hoover brought in a few prostitutes who allegedly had been with President Kennedy and they tried to ... see if that was really President Kennedy."

I wonder who would admit to being a penis analyst.

I found one

Spoiler

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:34 am**

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:..and another gratuitous post here...

that really was.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:34 am**

peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:..and another gratuitous post here...
that really was.

what's up with that?

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:35 am**

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ghostjmf wrote:Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.
The Sex Tape is real.

How do you know?

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:27 am**

peacock2121 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:..and another gratuitous post here...
that really was.
what's up with that?

I was trying to get the bored to read:
New Celebrity Sex Tape
Rexer!

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:34 am**

peacock2121 wrote:
PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
ghostjmf wrote:Oh, the wonders of photoshop. Oh, the wonders of Monroe impersonators, for that matter.
The Sex Tape is real.
How do you know?

I don't think that somebody would pay $1.5 million if it wasn't real, nor would Joe DiMaggio have tried to buy it when he was alive.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:35 am**

I agree with PSM.....it's real.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:38 am**

PlacentiaSoccerMom wrote:
peacock2121 wrote:
peacock2121 wrote: that really was.
what's up with that?
I was trying to get the bored to read:
New Celebrity Sex Tape
Rexer!

Oh!

What a great game!

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:41 am**

Is this the order?

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:42 am**

No, this is.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:43 am**

and this.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:47 am**

No matter what lb says, I still want this moved.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:48 am**

okay, sweetie.

You win.

I give.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:09 am**

Yeah, I won't manipulate the bored either.

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:39 am**

Just for you Dan!

Posted: **Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:42 am**

lb needs to find some way to work this into the title of this week's rankings.